Happy Canada Day! This is the day when Canadians do things like not work, fire up a barbecue, and help their kids move out. But maybe someone more Canadian can explain better than me, since I am not Canadian at all. Today's pitching probables are Trevor May (4-6, 4.62) versus Johnny Cueto (4-5, 2.98). Weather in Cincinnati: Summerlike and beautiful. Lineups: TWINS 2B Dozier SS Nunez RF Rosario 3B Plouffe 1B Vargas C Herrmann CF Santana LF Robinson P May REDS 2B Phillips 1B Votto 3B Frazier RF Bruce C Pena LF Byrd SS Suarez P Cueto CF Hamilton So the Cincinnati manager is the one batting the pitcher 8th in the lineup today. However, Johnny Cueto is hitting .200, which is better than what our 6th hitter is hitting. Other things to think about: 1. It was brought to our attention last night that a "leap second" was added to the last minute of the last day of June. Since today is July 1, you could consider this leap second to have happened either last night or last month—take your pick. You may be upset like me that you weren't told about this beforehand. What this leap second did was prolong a month that the Twins will want to forget. Therefore I am guessing that either the White Sox or Royals were behind this. Maybe the Tigers. 2. Another possibility is the Cincinnati Reds were behind it. But after last night's game, they probably want that leap second back. They could have used it over All Star week which is in Cincinnati in a couple weeks. What is a leap second, anyway? It seems so technical. It's the baseball equivalent of overmanaging. It would be easier to just do what the Romans did, and wait until we get snowstorms in June before deciding to add a few extra weeks to the end of February. Leave it to humans to try to do something about the fact the earth orbits around the sun. Which, as long as we are being technical, isn't actually true. (I might have scooped the science guys on this one.) By the way, I did Google "leap second" and looked at some images. I was not impressed. 3. Speaking of the Romans, the Cincinnati Reds ultimately trace their name back to the ancient Roman general Lucius Cincinnatus, who was a lowly alpaca farmer before being voted dictator of the republic to help fight a war. This was 2,400 orbits around the sun ago, give or take a leap second. I won't give away any spoilers, but let's just say the Romans battled their tails off. Otherwise the Twins might be finishing a three game series against the Aequi Yellows, or some such obscure name, with the name "Rome" having been long missing into the mists of history. 4. Cincinnatus returned to his farm after the war to find that his alpacas had all run away, because he failed to close several of the gates behind him. To be exact, gates 3, 6, 14, 29, and 34. Anyway, he then decided to take up GMO crop farming, which didn't require dirt, and which also saved him plenty of Roman coin on soap and laundry since his clothes did not get dirty when he was in the field. Among the other innovations of Cincinnatus's GMO farming was a breed of black spruce trees which can grow in Major League baseball stadiums, and the development of a grain that bakes easily into the shape of a pre-sliced hot dog bun which can be preserved for thousands of years. Perhaps you've tasted one. 5. From the Roman general Cincinnatus we move to Marge Schott, who have less in common than you might think.... on second thought, let's not talk about Marge Schott. Let's talk about the ballgame. It's time! Play Ball!