Today being Flag Day in the U.S., I had prepared a thoughtful 55,000-word game thread introductory essay on the complex relationships between flags, baseball, and modern society that I wanted everyone to read and discuss. You woulda loved it, trust me. However, this four game series with Seattle has gone completely off the rails. The high scoring is more reminiscent of football than baseball, with Seattle and Minnesota trading 14-3 and 20-7 victories. It's good that these are blowouts, and not close games of the 10-9 variety, and I will leave it at that. Anyway, game thread reinforcements are needed. A new, fresher game thread arm is necessary. Therefore, I have decided to option the Flag Day essay back to the minors, and call up a new game thread intro to make its season debut tonight. Read on. Pitchers: Sam Gaviglio (2-1, 2.79) vs Ervin Santana (8-3, 2.20). Weather: baseball weather. Game time: 7:10 CDT. Lineups SEATTLE TBA MINNESOTA 1. Brian Dozier ® 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 3. Miguel Sano ® 3B 4. Max Kepler (L) RF 5. Kennys Vargas (S) DH 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 7. Jason Castro (L) C 8. Byron Buxton ® CF 9. Eddie Rosario (L) LF *** Game thread season debut of: Mailbag! Let's go back through the game thread last night, and see what Twins Daily posters were saying. At 2:39 PM, Vanimal46 writes: Today’s my last day before heading out on vacation Mailbag replies: Did you get authorization from anyone us to leave? We can’t afford to have you out, so you will be required to continue posting either way. At 3:41 PM, Most_of_These_Are_Fake_Handles writes: Twins need a win tonight! Mailbag replies: Concur! At 5:12 PM, MLBDraftExpert writes: I am outraged by the player the Twins selected in the 33rd round. Worst draft ever. Clark Beeker replies: Hey now. At 6:40 PM, QwertyBertyDick writes: Looking for some good downward plane from Gibby tonight. Mailbag replies: And for the Twins batters to take some nice, level swings. At 7:19 PM, Ball1Guy writes: Can’t stand to watch another pitch. Heading off to fold socks and play some Nickelback. Mailbag replies: Have fun? At 7:21 PM, SexxySassy77 writes: Seattle scores two runs before I even sit down! What gives! Mailbag replies: Baseball is a funny game. Eddie Rosario might hit three home runs and Eduardo Escobar get 5 hits tonight. You just never know. At 7:22 PM, NegativeGuy writes:: **** ** Gibson *** ** * ****** Mailbag replies: **** * U 2 *** *** ahem Joshua Tree tour comes Sept 8th At 7:22, PM, RegularPoster writes: Is Gibson cooked, or am I losing my mind? Moderator replies: Yes. At 7:23 PM, RubeChatRefugee writes: luuulllllllllllllzzzzzz Mailbag replies: lol At 7:49 PM, Ball1Guy writes: ROSARIO! Mailbag replies: It gets better! He hits thr— hey, welcome back I thought you were folding socks. At 8:12 PM, emansdrawkcab writes: There’s a fight at the bat rack. (during the seven run 3rd inning) Mailbag replies: POTN! Although Riverbrian awarded that to a later post, so this might be contested. (Other honorable mentions: offensive indifference, funny jersey, bad to the bone, alternative strategy…. you all know who you are, or not ) At 9:51 PM, someone writes something unrelated to baseball Someone replies obligatorily At 10:12 PM, Riverbrian posted an unspeakable image captured in the final moments of an earlier Seattle Minnesota matchup. The Game Threaders reply: why why Play Ball!