Such a great statesman: I guess, I can’t be doing so badly, because I’m president, and you’re not. The Onion must be going out of business, because they cannot top the real thing. His rationalization for how his lies are not lies is grade school level: http://time.com/4710456/donald-trump-time-interview-truth-falsehood/ Sadly, I am not joking about this next statement - he is going to be mad the cover does not have his picture or name on it. He will probably saying "failing Time magazine - would have sold more copies with me on the cover. Sad!"