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Everything posted by CRF

  1. CRF
    The 1st inning long balls are getting kind of old.
  2. CRF
    Time to slice up some "Winner-Schnitzel" on the Rangers.
  3. CRF
    I prefer to call it "The Winner-Schnitzel"!
  4. CRF
    Injuries? Just rub the "Winner-Schnitzel" on any injury, and it'll be miraculously healed!
  5. CRF
    Jeffers!
  6. CRF
    I fear there's a tie game coming up.
  7. CRF
    My God...I'm starting to think like Rocco...PLEASE kill me now.
  8. CRF
    I'd bet Caleb's in the mix.
  9. CRF
    We're gonna need a couple more runs.
  10. CRF
    HELLUVA shortstop we have!
  11. CRF
    Cody FenderBender getting us in trouble here.
  12. CRF
    Let's win today...because we have Tx, KC, Hou, and the effing Yankees coming up over the next 2 weeks.
  13. CRF
    Question...on the Belzer commercial in the malt shop. What does Belzer say at the end? He says "Usually we share, but"... then he says something...and I can't make out the rest of what he says. It's bugging the hell out of me. One of you guys must know the answer. HELP PLEASE!
  14. CRF
    No...I suppose not. Just old guys like me who remember them. Here's another:
  15. CRF
    Reminds me of the old Flip Wilson joke. Here it is: Comedian Flip Wilson told a story about a preacher and his church. A preacher was trying to get his people to be more enthusiastic about their church. The preacher said in his sermon: "If this church is going to get anywhere, it has to learn to crawl." The people said, "Let it crawl, Rev., let it crawl" Then he said, "And after it learns to crawl, it has to learn to walk." And the people said, "Let it walk, Rev., let it walk" The preacher got excited and said, "After this church learns to walk, it has to learn to run" The people shouted back, "Let it run, Rev., let it run" Then he said, "And if this church is going to run, it’s going to take money" And the people said, "Let it crawl, Rev., let it crawl." Looks like we're doing some crawling tonight.
  16. CRF
    WTF! I hope I live long enough to see the next: Ownership group, and/or FO, and/or manager. I honestly don't think it's gonna happen, but that's what I'm shootin for.
  17. CRF
    This is 100% correct. This is a bad defensive team because there's no priority for defense.
  18. CRF
    I don't even know where to begin on this one. It's a long list.
  19. CRF
    Just about time for Elly May Clampett.
  20. CRF
    JUST ABYSMAL!
  21. CRF
    After the Nats sweep us...do you think any changes will be made? My guess is no, but Falvey hasn't traded any prospects for pitchers who are two starts away from a TJ lately. It could be time.
  22. CRF
    Wow! This is really depressing.
  23. CRF
    It's Pablo Day!
  24. CRF
    As usual, we're making some nobody pitcher look like a Cy Young candidate.
  25. CRF
    Thank God for cups!
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