1 After watching old reruns of the AWA, and seeing the killer BEEs, Terry will decide to resign Baker,Bonser,Blackburn and Butera. 2Terry will seek to change the name of the team to the Minnesota Hornets, and create new uniforms of black and gold stripes. 3.In october at the org.meetings Terry will quit when he doesnt recieve his payroll cutting bonus. 4.Owner Jim Pohlad replaces Ryan with Carrot Top as the new GM 5.Carrot Top fires Gardy, when asked why, he states...Duh, the guy is 3 steps behind every game , he lost his DH while carring 3 catchers and what we pay to keep him in sunflower seeds is to much. 6.2016 The Hornets win the world series under GM Carrot Top, when asked how he did it , he replied I got a real manager , and got out of his way. 7.2014 The Twins earn there largest profits ever. 8.Dispite pocketing an extra 30+ million from hosting the All Star game, none of it is used to bolster the payroll(ownership claims it is just a bonus for them building a new stadium and is not a yearly income) 9. Joe Mauer plays 10% more games and increases his stats by 15% 10. Drew Butera makes the 25 man roster some time during the regular season.