He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. Yogi Berra I'm amphibious, I do something's left-handed and some right-handed, unfortunately nothing well as Yogi.
It's past time for him to be just given a starting spot. It's now time for him to earn it and be the best player they have at 1b. If he isn't he is a part time player, like it or not. Are we trying to win or not hurt Joe's feelings?
Just finished eating ribs with sweet corn out of the garden (the ribs didn't come out of the garden). Masterbuilt electric smoker is the best purchase I've made in a long time.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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This is not intended to be funny! I wonder if Joe might consider retiring after this season. For many years he was the best or one of the best catchers in baseball. A superstar and now he isn't even a star. He produces with the worst first basemen and that must eat at his pride. He has already made over 150mill so the money at this point shouldn't keep him going. We've seen a few other guys step down early because of injuries I'd think at some point he'd think I don't want to do this any more if this is all I can do.