It's nice to live in a world where people are able to see things differently. I often think how boring it would be if everyone was just like me. Especially Catherine Zeta-Jones. She would make a really bad old guy.
If Joe wasn't in such a funk this would be the time for the Mauer at 3rd experiment. But the way things have been going with him messing with a new position seems like a bad idea. Unfortunate.
Maybe Paul Allen and Patrick Reusse. It would not put you to sleep. You may want to gnaw your own leg off to break free, but you'll be awake while doing it.
I seem to recall Dick Such wasn't exactly the darling of the fan base or media, either. I'd rate the catcher as being on equal footing with the pitching coach for in-game performance.
We had one of these guys for a while, but you really have to work like heck to keep them from becoming the family alpha. We finally had to get him to a home in the country.
It does appear, at first glance, that much of the actual drama is being generated by third parties. This isn't Billy Martin and Dave Boswell throwing haymakers, after all.