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Craig Arko

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  1. It’ll be interesting. No idea what to expect. On the bright side, one of Cleveland and KC will lose tonight.
  2. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.”
  3. This portends you will be a more cautious driver.
  4. We’ll have to get Gov. Walz on that.
  5. Is that supposed to be an organ playing?
  6. Cory: “Hopefully we have no more issues the rest of the night.” Okey dokey.
  7. Yay, you win. We’ll throw a party.
  8. I’m a bit surprised this thread has not been archived.
  9. Only their hairdresser knows for sure.
  10. Last day, yes. It’s probably been over 20 years since I last went. Generally prefer the Renaissance Festival.
  11. I’m happy enough to get adequate detail about my own personal health, let alone someone else’s.
  12. I will be sitting on my butt at home watching it on TV. Did someone say something about Falvey mentioning that Buxton’s rehab was starting? Or was that the mushrooms.
  13. Put it on a stick and serve it at the Fair.
  14. So you look out in the yard and notice there’s a skunk there. What do you do? Directly confronting the skunk does not usually end well. Tossing food out for the skunk to chase elsewhere isn’t so good either, as the skunk learns to associate your yard with food and comes back later to see if the nice human will give it more. Nope, the thing to do is grab the dog, shut the doors and windows, and outlast the skunk, It will eventually get bored and move on to annoy somebody else. The technical term for this strategy is called “winning the Internet.”
  15. Meanwhile, hoping KC sweeps the Guardians.
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