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  1. "Mauer with a running catch on the warning track!" That's some range.
  2. http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/literacy-1.jpg
  3. http://www.clickypix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-headlines-05.jpg
  4. Told ya we shoulda let our lockdown bullpen do its job.
  5. A dictionary definition? In game thread??? If we lose this game, I'm holding you accountable for the jinx.
  6. Trump would have built fences 250 feet from home plate, and made the Mexican League pay for it.
  7. Colons, semi-colons, and hemi-demi-semi-colons.
  8. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/encounter_suited_butts_9358.jpg Star Trek on Star Wars Night is a three-edged sword.
  9. He's given us four good innings. Turn it over now to the bullpen to bring this victory home?
  10. I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?
  11. How many years in a row of winning RoY results in the league awarding the championship by acclaim?
  12. Oh well. Some games you just can't catch any breaks.
  13. Justin Wilson brings some heat.
  14. Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that the third baseman there is only MOSTLY ejected. There's a big difference between mostly ejected and all ejected. Mostly ejected is slightly playing. With all ejected, well, with all ejected there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change for his fine.
  15. No, the entire state of Michigan joined you.
  16. Ladies and gentlemen, your gutty Non-Decision Starter for tonight: Jose Berrios!
  17. Fixed that for you. (For real.)
  18. I like the call. It's early. If we go for two and miss, another touchdown plus a field goal still doesn't put it out of reach.
  19. There were apparently two things that Ausmus didn't give, neither of which the TD posting software permits me to post. He kept repeating them in case the umpire was hard of hearing. Nice man to do that.
  20. Woah. Did anybody else get an earful when the TV feed was supposed to go to commercial but the director apparently left the audio on for the diatribe Ausmus went on with the ump?
  21. Yeah, what does happen when the resistible force meets the movable object?
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