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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Works for me.
  2. ashbury
    Only 16 pitches for Anibal that inning. At this rate he might still go 5. Twins need to put a stop to that.
  3. ashbury
    If it's stupid, and it works, then it's not stupid.
  4. ashbury
    *yawn* Just woke up. Before I start work today, I'll check on the... holy smokes, they're playing, and the Twins are up 3-0 already? Hope I don't jinx anything by posting.
  5. ashbury
    This quote from Ozzie should close the discussion. "I love USAFChief. I respect USAFChief. You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill USAFChief for the last 60 years, but that S.O.B. is still here."
  6. ashbury
    Pelfrey and Deduno aren't quite interchangeable, since the latter is not on the 40-man roster. Someone (probably not Pelf) would need to be dropped if Deduno is added. That makes them related but separate issues.
  7. ashbury

    About avatars

    ashbury commented on ashbury's blog entry in Left Coast Bias

    No idea whether BBF is the source for that hideously ugly photoshoop or if they just stole it fair and square like I did.
  8. ashbury
    Pelf is entitled to refuse a AAA assignment, though he does have an option remaining if he does choose to accept. It is probably too far-fetched to believe that Gardy left him in to face Fielder so that if the worst happened Pelf would maybe be persuaded to accept the demotion, but that thought still crosses my mind.
  9. ashbury
    Nice job, Bullpen. If we need any barn doors locked, after the starter has let all the horses out, we know where to turn.
  10. ashbury
    OK, gotta go grab dinner. Let me know if the game turns ugly or anything.
  11. ashbury
    Second prize, of course, being twice the number of tickets.
  12. ashbury
    So close. So close. A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in sh*t up to their necks. "You don't need to show me the others. I'll take this one. The next one might be Vance Worley in a blender," the guys says.
  13. ashbury
    Winner winner chicken dinner. Don Mossi, widely regarded as the ugliest player in MLB history, it is.
  14. ashbury
    A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Vance Worley in a blender?" the dog tries.
  15. ashbury
    The blonde girl gets posted as soon as someone guesses this guy's name. Should be an easy one for folks of a certain age.
  16. ashbury
    A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar. "Vance Worley, blender," he said tersely.
  17. ashbury
    Boo Hiss.
  18. ashbury
    This. Totally.
  19. ashbury
    Got sumpin to do with a blender, I'ma guessin.
  20. ashbury
    I give up. I'm going to put up the avatar of the pretty blonde girl, even though this is not a Win.
  21. ashbury
    Can I un-Like my own post?
  22. ashbury
    Fielder has some power.
  23. ashbury
    Falling into a blender?
  24. ashbury
    In a similar vein of irrelevancy, may I add that I never could eat another Hostess Twinkie after a co-worker regaled us with tales about his summer job working in their factory where it was 120 degrees inside and the workers' sweat would drip into the vat of cream filling they were mixing?
  25. ashbury
    The crickets you hear chirping are the Twins bats.
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