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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    I think there are at least some Bozos on this bus.
  2. ashbury
    I don't hate them or anything, but can't resist calling them the D-Bags.
  3. ashbury
    Hobo shoes:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X8NpKEU_Dc4/S0--pUKTkNI/AAAAAAAAL08/WBfkHujVQyk/s400/ha17.gif Halloween is coming. Reserve your pair now.
  4. ashbury
    Having raised three kids I can attest that Cleanliness is next to Impossible.
  5. ashbury
    Not tuned in. Give me a sample transcript of a sound bite.
  6. ashbury
    Saw a few of those tumbleweeds while driving through the Mojave Desert today.
  7. ashbury
    HBTYRB. Coincidentally my dad's 92nd was yesterday. We threw him a surprise party near his hometown of Corona California.
  8. ashbury
    Welp, gotta run, won't be able to see how this gripping clash of titans comes out. It's possible that the morning paper tomorrow will carry the results, though they may not bother to stop the presses.
  9. ashbury
    Why are the Sox starting a rookie who was born September 24, 1984? Who do they think they are, the Twins?
  10. ashbury
    Oakland and Milwaukee would like your statistical staff to review their body of work in 2014 and re-confirm your statement. Actually, the Twins have been pretty hot and cold this season too. It's just that they aren't very good, so that when they have a 17 game hot streak the result is 8-9 and we all fail to notice.
  11. ashbury
    It's possible. Cancer treatment is tough, though. And I doubt he's seen the last of it. I wish him only the very best, but a change in the organization may be higher than 50/50 IMO. His role could go back to being an advisor, for instance.
  12. ashbury
    Any evidence you could provide would make interesting reading.
  13. ashbury
    Beyond elite. Neither Ty Cobb nor Pete Rose achieved this, for all their base hits. Kirby Puckett, born and raised in the city of Chicago, couldn't do it.
  14. ashbury
    Double play and that's that. See y'all next game / all who?
  15. ashbury
    T.J. House is an annoying type of pitcher, just slopping it over. Why can't our hitters solve him? Question #2: Why does a gentleman named Glenn Anthony House go by "T.J."? Maybe he's a thrill seeker and is defying elbow surgery.
  16. ashbury
    I thought the Indians were phasing out Chief Wahoo. But I see him on the sleeves of the uniforms in this game. Here is an update I found, that they should consider:
  17. ashbury
    Nolasco giving up his hits in bunches. Unlike with Trevor May I don't chalk it up to worries about steals - not with the first hit in the sequence being out of the park.
  18. ashbury
    Wrong Santana hit that one out.
  19. ashbury
    I tuned in just in time for the big ninth inning rally!
  20. ashbury
    Surface area may not be a clearly defined metric for a variety of reasons. Anyway, the answer to Brian's joke/riddle/question is 77. He likely forgot "on the strikes".
  21. ashbury
    Remind her that lawyers' fees take a lot of the fun out of that solution for most couples.
  22. ashbury
    Carnac: "Give me a lift." Ed: Give me a lift. Does this pertain, somehow, to your Mercedes breaking down on the Hollywood freeway? Carnac: I keep a Yugo in the trunk as a spare, if that ever happens. Ed: Hey-yo! In that case, perhaps your prognostication refers to some form of elation? Carnac: Not really, though in your case, a truckload of beer would barely suffice I imagine. Ed: I can't mention my sponsor's name in this context, can I? Carnac: You can try, but if the network notices, you will be sadder bud-wiser. Ed: Hey-yo! Mission accomplished. Carnac: Hm, that phrase worked out so well the last time somebody famous used it. Ed: So now I'm famous? I never thought I'd hear you admit that. Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your beer delivery fleet. Ed: It's not my fleet, but hey-yo anyway. Would you be so kind as to open the envelope? Carnac: "What did Kevin Hart say to his orthopedic shoe maker?"
  23. ashbury
    I thought that's why winter league baseball was invented.
  24. ashbury
    From a moderation standpoint I see nothing wrong with that one. It is miles away from "Rick Anderson's dismissal will go a long way to telling me the Twins front office understands baseball."
  25. ashbury
    Well, that didn't take long.
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