Carnac: "Ten Thousand Posts" Ed: Ten thousand posts? That is quite a lot of internet bandwidth. Carnac: You might suppose so. And yet, this may not be the gist of the contents of this envelope. Ed: Which have been hermetically sealed. You are correct, oh Magnificent One, as per usual. Carnac: I'm glad if you finally show some respect. Ed: I am always respectful. But even if I slip up, I rely on your inscrutable intellect to see the true respect that underlies the words. Carnac: So I should scrute the inscrutable, you're saying? I'm not sure the censors will allow that. Ed: Perhaps not, o Wise One. Shall we open the envelope? Carnac: Let's shall. Ed: <expectantly> And...? Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand hungry infants teach you the meaning of patience. Ed: I am suitably chastened. Carnac: "In Chief's long career in the military how many assigned locations has he had?"