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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    "Give me your tears, White Sox announcer man."
  2. ashbury
    Danks for the mammaries.
  3. ashbury
    768 hits for you and 768 hits for me would both still be the record.
  4. ashbury
    Me too. Nobody's ever gotten 1536 hits in a season before.
  5. ashbury
    Seems like a line of script that might have been a tad difficult to accomplish in one take.
  6. ashbury
    The .120 BA doesn't contain a lot of room for multi-start weeks, for that matter. Or multi-week stays in the majors. At least, for most players.
  7. ashbury
    Yes!! / A .120 BA coming in does not contain a lot of room for many multi-hit games.
  8. ashbury
    The tune is called Yakety Sox.
  9. ashbury
  10. ashbury
    Maybe if Dad hadn't moved out in order to go live with that waitress, it wouldn't have come to this.
  11. ashbury
    He's not hitting that low now, not after that double.
  12. ashbury
    Montero sets a major league record by striking out twice in one at-bat. / I think that one pitch was strike three
  13. ashbury
    Mine's 92 and still going strong. Phone call to him coming up...
  14. ashbury
    I'm not sure this thread has much to do with game threads. Chief was doing a takeoff on the "stick a fork in Hunter" meme, which was started as a regular thread. As for my earlier comment, in case it was misconstrued as being simply impolite, it was based on the apparent notion of a boss-employee relationship. The working relationship among moderators and site ownership is both subtle and strong, and "boss" doesn't begin to cover it, particularly where the Chief is concerned. There, I've managed to ruin two jokes by explaining them.
  15. ashbury
    Yes, because Chief is afraid of being fired.
  16. ashbury
    Which is why the Stauffer signing continues to haunt us even after he's been released. If we had started the season with, say, Achter, we'd know something at this point.
  17. ashbury
    Let Hughes try for the complete game? If Gameday's correct, he's at 95 pitches
  18. ashbury
    Basement?
  19. ashbury
    Circo Niño, por favor.
  20. ashbury
    Muy bueno.
  21. ashbury
    "Do you serve spirits here?"
  22. ashbury
    Does that make them ghosts now?
  23. ashbury
    Bring it on home, Hughes.
  24. ashbury
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB4U8oujNBc
  25. ashbury
    And if both those friends happened to be dead too.
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