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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Game Over. We Win. I hate the F'n Sux!
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    I want to see Dozier Blow this "Bleep" Up.
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    Where's my high blood pressure medication?
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    Enough is enough. It's Walk-Off Time!
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    Damn it. It never comes easy.
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    Hey JB - my post was purely satire. Sorry for that.
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    I am of the opinion that Chief does not concern himself with arthritis. After serving his country as a Chief Executive Officer in World War I and fending off the disastrous influenza outbreak of 1918-1919, arthritis is a flea he swats off his left shoulder with ease. Everyone should wish Chief a "Happy Birthday" as tomorrow is Chief's 141st Birthday... June 21, 1873 - present time. Happy Birthday Chief!!!
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    Adam Dunn doesn't hit singles... does he?
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    Awesome!!! This a picture of me photo bombing Ricky Nelson sometime in late October of 1965.
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    I am becoming a believer!
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    Those of us who are starved for offense, might be going to baseball's version of Old Country Buffet tonight.
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    That is fantastic! It looks like your neighbors are having a good time. That is one helluva handsome dog. Attached is a picture I took when I was in Portland, Maine. I believe this couple was arguing over where they wanted their daughter to attend to college. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/029/1/b/popeye_vs__the_sea_hag_by_jaypiscopo-d4nzscg.jpg
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    It is real - I took the photo yesterday down by the great river. He is St. Paul's one and only Pierre "Pig's Eye" Parrant - of which a locally famous gut rot beer was named after. I'm not sure if that beer is around anymore? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Parrant
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    It was nice to see Joe Mauer get a couple timely hits last night. Today I prayed very seriously to my Gods to help Joe permanently find his way out of the darkness that has enveloped him. I believe my Gods (the God's of St. Paul Proper), will answer my prayers, and bestow on to Joe the ability to hit at a .900+OPS clip the rest of the season. I believe it to be their will and feel confident that my prayers will be answered. Joe, the Gods will be looking down at you with the utmost generosity.
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    Hey Glunn. If this happens, I will probably have to move there. Would you mind if I set up shop in your back yard in a tent or a crudely constructed shack until I find some available real estate on the boardwalk of Venice Beach with the other panhandlers? Let me know.
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    In a weird kind of way, I hope he is hurt, not because I want him to be, but because of the substandard results this season, and that could lend some answers to the lackluster Mauer campaign. I really believed that Mauer would have an exceptional season at the plate this year, given that he isn't catching anymore - unfortunately, it has been quite the opposite. Maybe Joe is battling the after effects of a serious concussion or maybe the wear and tare of 10 years of catching in the big leagues have caught to him and he is finished as a productive player. I do not know the answers to these questions - but something is amiss or going haywire. (Shrug?)
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    I wouldn't necessarily say that is his fate. The book is not written on Pinto as of yet. I believe his bat can be much better than Doumit's. If he cannot play catcher his bat will play somewhere else. Whether it be as a DH or at 1B. If the Twins give up on him - I feel in my heart of hearts, they will regret it. I might be wrong on this, but I don't believe that Jorge Posada was all that great of a defensive catcher and he did not play semi-regularly until his age 26-27 season and taking the reigns in his 28-29 aged season. If that is Pintos fate, I can live with that... not that I propose this scenario will happen, but the guy can hit. If he doesn't hit for the Twins, he will hit for someone else - as a starter - wherever that may be.
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    Think of it as a warm embrace. I was there on the battlefield with you, I still have PTSD from that experience.
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    "Brad Eldred" Revisited.
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    Anybody here seen my old friend Joey? Can you tell me where he's gone? He freed a lotta baseballs but it seems the great skillz die young I just looked around and he's gone :(:(:(
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    Gwynn's death is plain and simply - awful. When I read the news this morning I had waves of nostalgia and melancholy run over me - maybe, I was even a bit misty eyed. When I was able to watch Gwynn play, it was always a treat - the man was a hitting machine. Other than that, I checked the box score everyday to see what Tony Gwynn had done or where his BA was at. After his career was finished, I always enjoyed when I was able to hear him guest announce a game on ESPN or whatever network - I cannot recall. His baseball acumen and love for the game, always made him an educational and enjoyable watch and listen. He was baseball family - I felt like I knew him. 7 times hitting over .350 is astonishing! Rest well Tony Gwynn Sr., you will never be forgotten.
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    Ahh Smurf... and @$#&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Oopsey Boopsey Bop - Nice Job Eduardo!
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    :(
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    Shock the world Plouffe! It is your time.
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