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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Well, our first action would be to have them (Dairy Queen) change "Arctic Blast" back to "Mister Misty". It's a damn crime against humanity. I do believe the Twins owe all fans a free 5$ DQ treat for the pain they have inflicted by running Burton out there as much as they have. I just turned 39 years old, but I am living in the body of a 54 year old. To this, I blame the Twins usage of Burton. This also, is a crime against humanity.
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    Hey Paul. I like the articles and comments you give on TD. We all know Burton is doomed for failure, but what the hell - he looked good today. Let's briefly basque in it. His time will come and I too am left scratching my head why they put him in high leverage situations. I hope for the best, but his clock should definitely be ticking. Who knows, maybe he builds up some value before the trade deadline and we receive a DQ Dilly Bar or a small Cherry Arctic blast blended with ice cream... great return if you ask me. PS - Why did DQ get rid of the Mister Misty name - sort of bums me out.
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    Chief, it always reads better coming from your fingers!
  4. Bark's Lounge
    "Jered Em' All"!
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    If Burton is indeed scheduled to pitch in the ninth. I hope it is Cliff Burton, the bassist of Metallica before he was killed in a bus accident in 1986. I like his chances of closing it out better than Jered's. PS - I will also take Richard Burton, he seemingly closed down a lot of bars and late night drunken fights with Liz Taylor.
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    I'd take what is cheapest. It probably all tastes the same.
  7. Bark's Lounge
    That's nothing a psychologist or a sub-machine gun can't fix.
  8. Bark's Lounge
    I beginning to get creeped out.
  9. Bark's Lounge
    Gallagher: The Thomas Edison of the late 20th Century.
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    Take em' both. You can be my brother in law and raise my kids. Sounds like a "Win Win" to me.
  11. Bark's Lounge
    True Dat Chief... True Dat.
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    Hey, slow down buddy - that's my sister and my ex-wife.
  13. Bark's Lounge
    As long as they don't fall off - I'm good with it.
  14. Bark's Lounge
    An inning late, but I'll take it.
  15. Bark's Lounge
    Disappointing - the Twins need to strike hard and fast against Danks this inning. No exceptions.
  16. Bark's Lounge
    Sounds like a Sunday Picnic with a curve ball protein - Yummy!
  17. Bark's Lounge
    Maybe that 2% differential explains the Bigfoot phenomenon. That's my best guess.
  18. Bark's Lounge
    You can put it on the Booooooaaaaaaarrrddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. Bark's Lounge
    I am glad the Twins weren't Donny Kerabatsos today.
  20. Bark's Lounge
    It might be best if I get a Xanax prescription to watch Twins games - Yowza!
  21. Bark's Lounge
    No, I am in St. Paul today. Thanks for asking.
  22. Bark's Lounge
    ...but I deserve an A+ for optimism... right?
  23. Bark's Lounge
    It's nice to see that the shuffleboard club took control of the thread today. Please say hello to my gam gam for me and I will get out there to see her ASAP. Prediction: Arcia is going to go yard
  24. Bark's Lounge
    ...Getting a manual with a glove made out of sandpaper... aw shucks - it's a lot better than that! My bad.
  25. Bark's Lounge
    Hey Ma. If I was there with you. I would have chewed them. Son's Love™
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