Twins Video
1. Kansas City – With an estimated population of 481,420, it is the largest city in Missouri with St. Louis coming in 2nd. It isn’t an accident that the two major population centers of Missouri are tucked closely to the eastern and western borders; it is because everybody needs to be able to abandon the state at a moment’s notice. This need to leave is closely tied to the Missouri state motto, “The Show Me State." People from Missouri don’t want to hear a lot of words… they need to be shown, and since they need to be shown… they have seen some things... things that keep the bags packed just in case. For example, they’ve been to Branson and have seen a town created by a horrific collision of a televangelist and ventriloquist with a subsequent permanent melding together. They have seen the hundreds of miles of caves located under the their state... and they have seen the millions of zombie like creatures that live in those caves... and they know they come out at night and run for the state legislature. They have seen multiple tornadoes in their lifetime and have reached a breaking point because they are tired of fetching grandma from underneath the rubble.
2. Our Twins – Things have tightened up in the wild card race after the Rays took two games. The Twins have a half-game lead over the Angels, a one-game lead over the Orioles, a 1.5-game lead over the Rangers, 2.5 over the Royals and a 3-game lead over the Rays. Things are so close, the Twins only have a 5-game lead over the Richmond Flying Squirrels.
3. The Royals – They haven’t been playing amazing baseball as they float around the edges of the wild card race. However, Lorenzo Cain is hot at the moment and so is Melky Cabrera. Players get hot in order to support their immune system’s attempt to gain advantage over infectious agents, such as viruses, bacteria and barbecue sauce.
4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:
Montana: What did you make for us today, Joe?
Maddon: A special request from Mr. Morgan.
Morgan: Yes, sir... Cincinnati chili. I love this stuff!
Mauer: What is this? There are noodles in here. You said it’s chili?
Maddon: That’s what Cincinnati chili is… this is served 5-way so it’s spaghetti, chili, cheese, onions and beans.
McCarthy: Wow… this is pretty good.
Montana: I agree… it's delicious! Oops… damn it... I just spilled chili sauce all over my new shirt.
Morgan: Aww, man... that's a white shirt. That’s going to be tough to get out.
Montana: I know… I look like a pig
Mauer: You do look like a pig… and you spilled chili sauce on your shirt.
5. Marathon – I’ll be running this weekend in a marathon. I didn’t want to do it at first but it is for blind and disabled kids so I think I have a decent chance of winning.
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TWINS
Brian Dozier 2B
Joe Mauer 1B
Jorge Polanco SS
Eddie Rosario LF
Byron Buxton CF
Max Kepler RF
Eduardo Escobar 3B
Jason Castro C
Robbie Grossman DH
Kyle Gibson P
ROYALS
Whit Merrifield 2B
Lorenzo Cain CF
Melky Cabrera RF
Eric Hosmer 1B
Salvador Perez C
Mike Moustakas DH
Alcides Escobar SS
Alex Gordon LF
Ramon Torres 3B
Sam Gaviglio P
Weather: clear, sunny (until 7:40pm), 77







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