Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 7/30 @ 7:10pm CT

Pitcher didn't even need to turn his head to know.

There we go

 

DOZIER

@TPlouffe24: Doz came and saw Teddy this morning and I told him he was going up top!

 

Oh, is that more happy news? Sorry.

Not only do pitchers refuse to throw meatballs to Sano... Players also seem to struggle throwing to 1B when he is running toward it. 

 

He's an intimidating dude. 

 

Are you watching?

 

Yes.  But for how long?

I haven't made it through many of these games.  About when they give up 5 runs in an inning, I go to sleep.

 

 

Nice inning going here in the 2nd.

The Mariners are doing us a favor tonight. His name is J.A. Happ.

Rose-ario to the occasion...

EDDIE!  EDDIE!

Yes.  But for how long?

I haven't made it through many of these games.  About when they give up 5 runs in an inning, I go to sleep.

 

 

Nice inning going here in the 2nd.

I'm guessing something may have just changed your mind. Nice one, Eddie!

 

 

 

Nice inning going here in the 2nd.

 

Damn... My MLB Package is way behind. 

ya know, even amid this rough patch, there have been some impressive comebacks. these twins still have pluck.

See it's all good

 

until we need the bullpen. 

ya know, even amid this rough patch, there have been some impressive comebacks. these twins still have pluck.

Like Moose and Squirrel.

That pitch to Rosario was about a foot inside.

 

Damn... My MLB Package is way behind. 

 

I can apparently see the future.

 

Like Moose and Squirrel.

 

I can't read Moose and Squirrel together without a Russian accent sliding into it. 

I can't read Moose and Squirrel together without a Russian accent sliding into it.

 

Youse gots it, buddy kiddo.

 

Youse gots it, buddy kiddo.

 

No doubt about it... I gotta get a new hat

Dozier is back

 

Welcome back Brian

Just arrived. Score of 5-2 (CBU!). Looks like we got a well-pitched game from Hughes. About ready to bring in Perk to finish this one out?

Hey, RB....

 

Perfect Summer Supper and well within your cooking abilities!

 

BLTs

Sweet Corn

Watermelon

 

I'm adding peach crisp but you could just take Vanilla Ice Cream and slice a peach over it.  Sprinkle on a little cinnamon & sugar.

 

 

YUM!

 

Just arrived. Score of 5-2 (CBU!). Looks like we got a well-pitched game from Hughes. About ready to bring in Perk to finish this one out?

 

The way Perk has been pitching... This might be the perfect time to bring him in.

 

That'll give us a chance to come back. 

It's good to know that Terry Ryan is busy rubbing his legs together.

A mental image I. Did. Not. Need.

It's time to relocate this commercial.

Trade Rosario for who?

 

Hey, RB....

 

Perfect Summer Supper and well within your cooking abilities!

 

BLTs

Sweet Corn

Watermelon

 

I'm adding peach crisp but you could just take Vanilla Ice Cream and slice a peach over it.  Sprinkle on a little cinnamon & sugar.

 

 

YUM!

 

That does sound good... I'll be there in 10 hours. 

 

Now that I got Bacon down... I could make that...  My biggest problem is Bread and Lettuce for the BLT. 

 

I buy them with the intention of making a sandwich and then I never make a sandwich and about the time I want a sandwich. The Bread is moldy and the Lettuce is all brown. 

 

I guess timing is part of this shopping thing I need to learn. 

Hey, RB....

 

Perfect Summer Supper and well within your cooking abilities!

 

BLTs

Sweet Corn

Watermelon

 

I'm adding peach crisp but you could just take Vanilla Ice Cream and slice a peach over it.  Sprinkle on a little cinnamon & sugar.

 

 

YUM!

How does one cook watermelon?

 

(Brian, you wouldn't by any chance have in your kitchen a Sledge-o-matic?)

Hicks is becoming Torii Hunter v 2.0.

AARON HICKS!  is on fire.

 

 

Trade Rosario for who?

No. He'd be blocked by Mauer...