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The Twins open up a 4 game series with the Red Sox tonight.
For those of you keeping track, and I know that most of you are, of all the stadiums that I’ve personally been to… Fenway is my 2nd favorite after AT&T in San Francisco. There is a great baseball atmosphere outside the ball park and inside the ball park. The Green Monster is such a focal point inside the park, you really don’t know how it completely dominates the landscape until you go there.
Not only do the Twins have to deal with a Red Sox team that is performing well… the Twins will have to deal with that big green thing… eat up a few flies… hop around and make some plays… you know… the usual stuff you need to do to win games.
Here are some things to think about:
1. Kermit the Frog – In comparison to other frogs… Kermit would have to be classified as a big, green one. The only thing Kermit wears is a pointy collar. Apparently frogs can get away with this look without judgement. The last time I was naked… wearing only a pointy collar, I was asked to leave church immediately and the entire congregation assumed that I was into some weird stuff.
2. The Incredible Hulk – Bruce Banner is normally a mild mannered physicist who happened to absorb massive amounts of gamma radiation. As a result… in moments of stress… he transforms into a large, green thing with super human powers. His physical size expands to such proportion that he will bust right out of his shirt but yet… not his pants. After the episode is over, he returns back to his normal size wearing the very same pants without a belt. Some scientists have been doing research to discover what causes this transformation from Bruce to the Hulk. However… the majority of scientists are spending their time researching the incredible pants that he wears.
3.John Deere Stuff – Nothing runs like a Deere… that is the slogan of this company that has built big green machinery out of Moline, Illinois since 1837. I don’t have much need for farm machinery but I stopped to look at a John Deere lawn mower because I figured that it could cut grass. The salesman told me it was “top of the line” and that “he would stand behind it." I then walked over to the manure spreader and said, “Would you stand behind this?"
4. Envy – When I consider the 7 deadly sins… envy is by far my least favorite. I enjoy a good gluttony from time to time… I can take pride in my pride… lust is alright if properly managed... and I enjoy a slothful Saturday watching the Twins. But Envy… I find it pointless and it just doesn’t interest me at all. A somewhat famous quote says, “Envy is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die." There are very few things uglier than Envy. Monkfish and Gary, Indiana are the only things that leap to mind.
5. The Jolly Green Giant – Born and raised in the community of Le Sueur, Minnesota, the Jolly Green Giant is one of our own. Minnesota can sure grow them big… not only the Green Giant but also Paul Bunyan and Kent Hrbek.
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Lineups:
TWINS
Eduardo Nunez [R) SS
Joe Mauer (L) 1B
Miguel Sano [R) 3B
Brian Dozier [R) 2B
Max Kepler (L) RF
Kennys Vargas (S) DH
Robbie Grossman (S) LF
Kurt Suzuki [R) C
Eddie Rosario (L) CF
Tyler Duffey [R) P
RED SOX
Mookie Betts [R) RF
Dustin Pedroia [R) 2B
Xander Bogaerts [R) SS
David Ortiz (L) DH
Hanley Ramirez [R) 1B
Jackie Bradley (L) CF
Travis Shaw (L) 3B
Ryan Hanigan [R) C
Brock Holt (L) LF
Steven Wright [R) P
Game-time forecast: 83 deg F, clear and sunny, no chance of rain, winds at 12mph from the SSW.
Go Twins! Play ball!
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