Twins Video
1. Tampa Bay – First off, it’s not a city. Tampa is a city, St. Petersburg is a city. Tampa Bay is a body of water filled with elderly shut-ins and bus people who ran out of money. It is one of the places where you have to drive north to be in the south. While in Florida, watch out for alligators. You should always wear a noise producing device like little bells, in order to alert but not startle, alligators; also carry pepper spray in case of an unexpected encounter. One way to determine if an alligator is nearby is too look for alligator droppings. Alligator droppings are recognizable because they contain undigested bones, little bells and smell like pepper spray.
2. Our Twins – It was a tough series to lose. Nearly coming back on Friday and being done in by a bad check swing call yesterday, surrounding a win by 17 on Saturday. Despite losing the series, it still feels like they are rolling. So let it roll… down the highway or whatever BTO song about highways is your favorite.
3. The Rays – I’m not really sure why these guys are struggling. They have pretty good starting pitching, the bullpen isn’t terrible and they have quite a few guys who can hit the ball a long way. I’m not really sure what they are missing besides that “support you” attitude from the fans and ownership. Tropicana Field is perhaps the only stadium where the players can hear conversations taking place in the 30th row and it’s usually the owner and GM talking about coupons.
4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:
Mauer: A trip to the lake on Labor Day was a great idea.
Montana: I agree, but I’m just letting you all know right now… I’m catching the biggest fish.
Morgan: You should slow down a little… I’m not really feeling safe with your driving.
Maddon: The speed limit on I-94 is 70 miles per hour… if you look at my speedometer it’s say 70 miles per hour.
McCarthy: Maddon is driving fine, Joe… just relax a little and enjoy the ride.
Mauer: Why do I have to sit on the hump in the middle?
Montana: Because you are the youngest… that’s the law.
Mauer: Yeah but it’s my car… shouldn't I be driving?
Morgan: Shh… everyone quiet down… what did it just say on the radio?
McCarthy: It’s a news report… it’s saying that there is a car going the wrong way on I-94 near Alexandria.
Montana: Be on the lookout, Joe… we are near Alexandria.
Maddon: Only one car? Looks to me like there are hundreds of them.
5. Exercise – I was busy yesterday and wasn’t able to go to the gym. That makes 10 years in a row now.
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Lineups:
TWINS
Brian Dozier 2B
Joe Mauer 1B
Jorge Polanco DH
Eddie Rosario LF
Byron Buxton CF
Max Kepler RF
Eduardo Escobar 3B
Mitch Garver C
Ehire Adrianza SS
Jose Berrios P
RAYS
Kevin Kiermaier CF
Lucas Duda DH
Evan Longoria 3B
Logan Morrison 1B
Steven Souza RF
Corey Dickerson LF
Wilson Ramos C
Brad Miller 2B
Adeiny Hechavarria SS
Alex Cobb P
Weather: inside, who cares
Play ball! Go Twins!







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