Rob Garbleheimer's Mindysoda Tweens Limeup

[BigTrane]

Just catching up on the Twins-Yanquis game and noticed their play-by-play guy referring to Gardy as 'Rob' Gardenhire.

 

So in the spirit of flyover country, and to the tune of 'New Yorke State of Mime', I present the projected NY pronunciations of the Tweens projected limeup.

 

1- CF Haron Dicks

2- 2B Ryan Doozy

3- 1B Mojo Jojo

4- RF Lee Harvey Oswaldo

5- LF Gosh Lillehammer

6- 3B Treble Proof

7- DH Crip Coachella

8- C Burp Suzy-Q-y

9- SS Repo Flowerman

 

SP: Tricky Tobasco

RP: Prim Gherkins

 

Bench: L. Ron Mostaccioli, Chasesome Nibblets

[ashbury]

Quarterback: Dan Smith, BYU

[70charger]

I got around to watching this game today. I think the guy had a mini-stroke each time a new Twin came up to bat. My favorite was when he managed to make Caleb Thielbar sound like someone from Saudi Arabia.