Game Thread: Royals@Twins 7/30 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

 

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

 

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

[Guest USAFChief]

...tries to say foghat with english accent to self...comes out "foghat." scratches head...

[Riverbrian]

...tries to say foghat with english accent to self...comes out "foghat." scratches head...

 

Than you are doing it wrong... Try Cockney

[Gibby]

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

 

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

 

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

 

I remember when I was a wee lad, Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent were my favorites... then I saw the Allman Brothers.

[big dog]

Maybe we can trade Duensing for a half-dozen Foghat t-shirts.

[Bark's Lounge]

If anyone wants to know how "Foghat" chose their name.

 

Say it with an English accent to yourself.

 

They are English... That is why they are Foghat.

Foie Gras?

[big dog]

Than you are doing it wrong... Try Cockney

 

Fog 'at?

 

Now we can only get three Foghat t-shirts- trade him now!

[Guest USAFChief]

...tries to say cockney with english accent to self...comes out "cockney." scratches head...

[big dog]

Here comes Gardy to take Duensing out, hoping to trade him for one Foghat album, only slightly scratched.

[Gibby]

Foie Gras?

 

You cant have any foie Gras, if you don't eat your meat.

[Guest USAFChief]

, Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent .

One of these things is not like the others...

[Bark's Lounge]

Maybe we can trade Duensing for a half-dozen Foghat t-shirts.

 

Jeezes man! Get a hold of yourself - be realistic!

[Bark's Lounge]

One of these things is not like the others...

The comma in front of Aerosmith?

[Riverbrian]

Fog 'at?

 

Now we can only get three Foghat t-shirts- trade him now!

 

Fog is more of a Fug

[Gibby]

One of these things is not like the others...

 

What can I say, I had an obsession with Slow Ride through the Altecs.

[Riverbrian]

Here comes Gardy to take Duensing out, hoping to trade him for one Foghat album, only slightly scratched.

 

Fool for the City is probably too much to ask for.

[big dog]

So a Fog is a Fug, But when Cockneys refer to "duggs" they don't mean dogs. What????

[Riverbrian]

One of these things is not like the others...

 

Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

[Guest USAFChief]

Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

Wimp.

[Riverbrian]

Nice throw by Clete... Joe dropped it... Now Joe has to go home and explain what he did to his daughters.

[Gibby]

Uncle Ted has not shot Heroin into his eyeball.

 

 

Ted was my first concert, with The Scorpions opening. Stranglehold blew my little hazed out mind.

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice throw by Clete... Joe dropped it... Now Joe has to go home and explain what he did to his daughters.

I imagine if that was Doumit we'd hear more about it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Carnac: "Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent."

 

Ed: "Aerosmith, Foghat, and Ted Nugent."

 

//long pause, knowing looks and giggles from Johnny and Ed//

 

Carnac: Name a 70's American rock band, British rock band, and child molesting draft dodger turned redneck chicken hawk rightwing loony.

[Riverbrian]

Ted was my first concert, with The Scorpions opening. Stranglehold blew my little hazed out mind.

 

Chiefs first concert was Danny and the Juniors.

[Riverbrian]

Well... I stayed up to watch Joe homer for his daughters... He didnt do it... Now he's gotta go home and explain that to them as well.

[Gibby]

Well... I stayed up to watch Joe homer for his daughters... He didnt do it... Now he's gotta go home and explain that to them as well.

 

I have 3 of my own, so I know he will be explaining for the next 20 years.

[Riverbrian]

Chiefs first concert was Danny and the Juniors.

 

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

[Gibby]

All we need is 2 bloops and a blast.

[Guest USAFChief]

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah

You were there too??

[Gibby]

You haven't lived until you sit through a Raffi concert.