Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 7/28 3:10PM

[NC-Twins]

Something to think about:

 

We have already struck out more this year than in 2007.

We are averaging 8.28 strike outs per game. At that rate, we will finish the season with 1341 strike outs, beating our previous team record by 220.

[Guest USAFChief]

Appetizing.

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I'm so confused. Is that 75, 76, or 77?

[Riverbrian]

Appetizing.

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thats Funny... lol

[buckninetyone]

I found Gibbys restaurant menu

 

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[Riverbrian]

I'm so confused. Is that 75, 76, or 77?

 

Looks like the King Burger... So I'll say 77

[Guest USAFChief]

It would be impossible for Collabello to hit another HR here.

[CairoCrown]

It would be impossible for Collabello to hit another HR here.

A for effort.

[TheLeviathan]

For trade deadline purposes I approve of Doumit's performance today.

[Guest USAFChief]

That was a farquharing nasty breaking ball there.

[Bark's Lounge]

Something to think about:

 

We have already struck out more this year than in 2007.

We are averaging 8.28 strike outs per game. At that rate, we will finish the season with 1341 strike outs, beating our previous team record by 220.

 

I'll stick to thinking about dead kittens and eating Lengua Sushi Style. Thanks for the option though.

[CairoCrown]

That was a farquharing nasty breaking ball there.

F for execution.

[Riverbrian]

Dang, it's raining baseballs here in Tucson. They're pretty much burned up from reentry, but it's still kinda neat.

 

 

They might be coming from Yuma

[Mr. Ed]

Sano has walked and a 2 run single in first 2 at bats off the pine.

 

No word if he took 29 seconds on the walk to get to first.

[Guest USAFChief]

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They might be coming from Yuma

Nah, they had a lot of hook spin.

[Riverbrian]

Sano has walked and a 2 run single in first 2 at bats off the pine.

 

No word if he took 29 seconds on the walk to get to first.

 

When I played... I used to stand and admire my walks... Flip the bat and trot to first.

[Riverbrian]

Nah, they had a lot of hook spin.

 

Kinda of like my Drives on Hole #1

[buckninetyone]

F for execution.

 

disagree. A+++++++++++...

[Riverbrian]

I really liked that bunt by Hicks... Really well done.

[Guest USAFChief]

Kinda of like my Drives on Hole #1

No, the baseballs were airborne.

[buckninetyone]

hope this game is over before 60 minutes is on and i'm old.

[Guest USAFChief]

I really liked that bunt by Hicks... Really well done.

Dick did as well.

[Riverbrian]

No, the baseballs were airborne.

 

I've said Fore! So many times... It would add up to 812.

[Bark's Lounge]

When I played... I used to stand and admire my walks... Flip the bat and trot to first.

This sounds a lot like my high school dating career. No one ever drove me in, in fact I believe I never advanced past 1st.

[CairoCrown]

Well, I suppose a 4 game split on the road isn't too bad.

[CairoCrown]

I've said Fore! So many times... It would add up to 812.

203?

[Riverbrian]

I really liked that bunt by Hicks... Really well done.

 

Waitress: would you like your steak well done?

 

Morneau: If you don't mind... Well done... Tell the cook to do his best.