Delmon Young's Fat Bonus

[DaveW]

This story is just to hilarious! $600,000 to not be a fat slob. :jump:

 

Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess

[jm3319]

damn, beat me to it. I was going to share the article. Unbelievable.

[LaBombo]

Hopefully Ryan is still listening to the same scouts that signed off on his idea to trade Garza and Bartlett for this potatohead.

[luke829]

Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.

[snepp]

Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.

 

As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

[luke829]

As well as a barrage of racial slurs (where applicable).

 

I'll be willing to bet it was over one of three topics:

 

1. Money

2. Middle East politics

3. Who makes the best knish this side of the Mississippi

[minn55441]

I wonder if they will publish the results of these 6 weigh-ins?

[LaBombo]

Now if Delmon would just grow a 'stache and find the right bowler hat.

 

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[Twins GFP]

Other incentives I heard that are in his contract:

 

$250k if he goes the whole season without throwing a bat at an umpire

$100k if he goes the entire season without doing a pirouette in the outfield

$500k for every walk he gets this season

$1 million if he goes the entire season without a reporter using "morals clause" and "Delmon Young's contract" in the same sentence.

[Knotholemike]

One of the most over-rated prospects of ALL time.

[DaveW]

Uhhh wow, I bet Delmon would be a fan of this gestapo style moderation here at twinsdaily.com that completely changed the title of this thread without my permission.

 

The proper title was/is: Delmon Young: Worthless piece of fat human ****!