Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 4/20 @ 1:10pm CT

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah Omaha has the steaks, and all the girls in Rio have their asses hanging out.

I have spent 5 solid minutes trying to come up with a snappy response, and I still got nothin'.

[Guest USAFChief]

An 11 pitch inning from Hughes-zie.

 

Nice.

[Gibby]

I have spent 5 solid minutes trying to come up with a snappy response, and I still got nothin'.

 

I don't know....something like, One man's meat is another mans...um no, there is no snappy response to that.

[Squirrel]

Yeah Omaha has the steaks, and all the girls in Rio have their asses hanging out.

The men, too.

[Squirrel]

And I say that as one who has been to Rio.

[Gibby]

The men, too.

 

As amazing as mine is, I doubt my wife will let me flaunt it.

[Guest USAFChief]

The men, too.

Ish.

[Squirrel]

Ish.

 

heh. All a matter of perspective

[snepp]

Nope, no perspective allowed, ish.

[Guest USAFChief]

Carnac: Rio.

 

Ed: Rio.

 

//chuckling from audience as Carnac stares down Ed//

 

May your sister yada yada yada.

 

//load laughter//

 

//pause//

 

Ed: Rio, your magnificence.

 

Carnac: //tears open envelope//What was the original name given the yo-yo?

[Guest USAFChief]

heh. All a matter of perspective

I don't know about that. I've been to Rio too, and I heard "ish" quite a bit. Mostly from people standing behind me.

[Gibby]

You guys doing a big dinner today? I'm heading out to the parents to cook for about 16.

[snepp]

Wrong part of the park for that one Plouffsie.

[twinscowboysbulls]

Well I'm all in on Plouffe now. I think I was right about figuring things out. I believe I said he would follow in Cuddyers footprints and it appears he is. Gonna be a nice option to have when Sano is ready.

 

Either Plouffe can be UTIL guy playing corner OF and 1B/3B and DH or Sano is the one that moves positions.

[Gibby]

Well I'm all in on Plouffe now. I think I was right about figuring things out. I believe I said he would follow in Cuddyers footprints and it appears he is. Gonna be a nice option to have when Sano is ready.

 

Either Plouffe can be UTIL guy playing corner OF and 1B/3B and DH or Sano is the one that moves positions.

 

I don't really know why, but I've always wondered what the extent of his emotional toughness is.

[Guest USAFChief]

You guys doing a big dinner today? I'm heading out to the parents to cook for about 16.

Heading over to Daughter's house in an hour or so. Some quality time with my grandbaby!

[Guest USAFChief]

Wrong part of the park for that one Plouffsie.

Can't hit for the cycle without a triple.

 

Also, all the better to keep Cola on pace for 200 RBI.

[Squirrel]

Heading over to Daughter's house in an hour or so. Some quality time with my grandbaby!

 

I expect to see pictures!

[cmathewson]

Why did they send Colabello again?

[snepp]

Attaway Josmil, boom.

[Squirrel]

I don't know about that. I've been to Rio too, and I heard "ish" quite a bit. Mostly from people standing behind me.

 

hahahaha ... I have no comeback for that. I've tried. But I have nothing.

[Guest USAFChief]

I expect to see pictures!

If daughter helps with the technical aspects, be glad to.

[Gibby]

Heading over to Daughter's house in an hour or so. Some quality time with my grandbaby!

 

Nice. I get to hang outside around the grill sipping Sweet Child of Vine, while listening to my parents tell my kids all manner of embarrassing stuff I got myself into in my youth.

[snepp]

Why did they send Colabello again?

 

I filed through my drawer of snark, and came up with nothing.

[cmathewson]

Hose Meal!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Why did they send Colabello again?

 

I think to lull them into a false sense of security for Pinto...

[Guest USAFChief]

Why did they send Colabello again?

To stay out of the double play...

[Gibby]

That facemask would drive me nuts. I'd almost rather have a football-type mask.

[snepp]

0-2 meatball, fine his ass.

[Guest USAFChief]

0-2 base hit...fine his ass!

 

edit: //in stereo//