I'd say they could save some money by chartering a plane to fly Pressley, Rucinski, Belisle and Breslow to Rochester, but the fact of the matter is there's only one of them I wouldn't DFA before the game ends.
Hey! Congratulations to Craig, Ryan, Drew and Matt for becoming a part of Twins history! They can (and should) take away your spot on the 25-man roster, but they can't just erase your name from the record book.
I'm so confused. I get home, turn the game on and Matty B. gives up a HR on the first pitch I see. Yet Richard keeps talking about how well he's pitched this year and how his stats are deceiving. I just don't get it.
Which one was it? "Oh you ding dong"? The old guy doing his victory dance after winning big on the slots? The old lady that stalked the singer of Foreigner? They're all pretty awful.