More like Explain to Kids What a Nice Thing Saving Was Back in the Old Days, But You Won't Have To Worry About Learning How, Because You'll Be Paying Off Student Loans Until Your Own Kids Are Grown, and That's If You're Lucky Day.
I guess I never understood what is meant by a 'flat fastball.' I maybe just assumed. Based on what I saw last night, if Berrios' fastball is 'flat,' then consider me Miles Davis.