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  1. Geez, more like Jerry Lame, right you guys?
  2. That's a lot of strikes. Balls.
  3. Disagree. A+ if you know what to do there.
  4. What were the names of those tires? You know, the racing tires? Thanks in advance.
  5. That sounds a little like the job I have now.
  6. ...since we already know his favorite vehicle to hit the post on.
  7. Wait--I figured it out: guys named Bruno are coool.
  8. Why do all our teams have crap coaches who used to play here and are named Bruno?
  9. OK, how about, zoom...something with zoom? Dang it. Hold on, I'll get one.
  10. How about..."wowee zowee," or...no, I can do better than that.
  11. Why would we ban shirts? What's next? Hats? No way, Jose.
  12. I think our April is a blessing in disguise. Out with the old, in with the World Series in 2018.
  13. Get your sheleighlies out, boys! It's a Pelf party!
  14. S'wonderful, s'marvelous, s'Terry.
  15. Going to the game tonight. I sit close to the field. Going to keep the theme of my 2016 game attendance going: heckling the opposing 3b coach.
  16. Ah, I've been youthening for years. Only, it's NOT what you think it means.
  17. More like Explain to Kids What a Nice Thing Saving Was Back in the Old Days, But You Won't Have To Worry About Learning How, Because You'll Be Paying Off Student Loans Until Your Own Kids Are Grown, and That's If You're Lucky Day.
  18. Gotta avoid that scrappiness to crappiness hurdle. Until proven otherwise, I'm gung ho for byung ho.
  19. Eh...agree with the going to do great part.
  20. I guess I never understood what is meant by a 'flat fastball.' I maybe just assumed. Based on what I saw last night, if Berrios' fastball is 'flat,' then consider me Miles Davis.
  21. Distance of the average ParkBang is damn near 430 feet. Fancy, fancy stuff right there.
  22. That's exactly right. He isn't the fastest option, but he can play 'faster' than any other option.
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