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  1. Squirrel
    Who got ejected?
  2. Squirrel
    I'd rather relax with a chicken dinnah.
  3. Squirrel
    Well, that would have been a shutout if not for drock.
  4. Squirrel
    This is your fault.
  5. Squirrel
    It doesn't count until the game is over. You may have just jinxed your jinx.
  6. Squirrel
    Um ... if these are subtle and clever jokes to you, that explains quite a lot.
  7. Squirrel
    Well, except for Chief. Because, well, he IS slow and draggy ... comes naturally from being thousands of years old.
  8. Squirrel
    Well, the fans in the stands are probably also cold and wet. They have a better excuse than we do for being slow and draggy.
  9. Squirrel
    It's been a long season ... we're all tired.
  10. Squirrel
    That's definitely a name for an older person's band.
  11. Squirrel
    I was trying to figure out how to buy tickets ... it's a lottery thingie ... unless I do stubhub or some such and I'm not sure how much I'm willing to pay yet ... depends on if I'm even working. (The trip could get canceled if I'm not.)
  12. Squirrel
    Takes one to know one ... I think you resemble that remark as much as the rest of us.
  13. Squirrel
    I'm going to be in Kansas City for work on Oct 27, 28 ... should I start looking for WS tickets? I'm conflicted.
  14. Squirrel
    Lol ... that was Brian on his Baseball Odyssey Tour when he mistakenly let one of the drunk cousins drive.
  15. Squirrel
    I was going to say something to this, but I think I'll just leave it.
  16. Squirrel
    awww, poor piggies. They are probably scared.
  17. Squirrel
    I hear that's a great place to live in winter. Just be careful of the crazy old codger who chases people off his lawn.
  18. Squirrel
    You are just that much closer to civilization ... if Michigan can be called that.
  19. Squirrel
    Um ... were they really playing 'Theme from A Summer Place' at Target Field? Is that what I heard?
  20. Squirrel
    Chief didn't realize that steam locomotives were yet invented.
  21. Squirrel
    Personally, I really look forward to legalized marijuana. I can't stomach alcohol ... it would be nice to have a legal substance of abuse for those special moments.
  22. Squirrel
    Good God, man ... don't relive them! That's just ... <wait for it> ... ick.
  23. Squirrel
    That you have no head? That's quite a scientific marvel that you are able to do as you do.
  24. Squirrel
    Was it the best of times, or the worst of times? Yes. It was a dark and stormy night, but above the clouds it was clear. Yes. For the best of jokes and the worst of jokes, it was a dichotomy with a singular answer. Chief. Titled: My Ode to Chief.
  25. Squirrel
    Fair warning ... editing is my thing.
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