ANND Welcome! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line: Game Thread Edition! I am your host for the next 2 days, Vanimal. How neat was that victory last night? The odds were stacked against ol' Pat Dean... But he was able to out-duel King Felix, notorious Twins killer! I'm sure he'll be telling that story to his grand kids one day. Let's talk weather and lineups.... It's Seattle. Of course it's raining when the first pitch happens. The retractable roof wins again! Real feel of 54 degrees. Minnesota Twins: 1. Eduardo Nunez ® 3B 2. Brian Dozier ® 2B 3. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 4. Miguel Sano ® RF 5. Byung Ho Park ® DH 6. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 7. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 8. Kurt Suzuki ® C 9. Danny Santana (S) CF P - Phil Hughes - 77 overall in MLB The Show! Seattle Mariners: 1. Norichika Aoki (L) CF 2. Seth Smith (L) LF 3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B 4. Nelson Cruz ® DH 5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B 6. Adam Lind (L) 1B 7. Franklin Gutierrez ® RF 8. Steve Clevenger (L) C 9. Luis Sardinas (S) SS P - Wade Miley (L) - Hasn't lost a start since April 19th.... Now, let's get to our favorite segment, the SCORCHING HOT Takes of the day! Miguel Sano: So much has been said about our beloved Miguel this year. He should be sent down to AAA. He doesn't work hard. We should trade Sano and keep Plouffe. Well, since a thread began on potentially trading Sano, he's been on FIRE! In fact, he's batting a whopping 22 points higher than his season average, and has hit 2 bombs since that happened! Is it possible that TD has successfully performed a reverse jinx on Sano the rest of the year?? I think so! Pat Dean: There was no love for ol' Patty Dean until last night. He's a soft tossing lefty. He's too old. He's not a prospect. Well he just proved us wrong! Not only did he out pitch one of the best pitchers in baseball, he now leads all Twins SP in K/9! Do we lock up Dean for 3 years $48 million now? Or June?? Robbie Grossman: He was viewed as a laughable signing at the time. Well, since he came up, there hasn't been any Twins hitter hotter than him! In fact, he's on pace to break Ted Williams' BA record! Does Grossman become the dark horse All-Star candidate?? Today is also National Hamburger Day, and National Brisket Day!! Did anyone celebrate in style today? Finally, this last video has nothing to do with the Twins. 6 year old Obadiah Gamble wanted nothing more than to have Vikings QB Teddy Bridgewater attend his 7th birthday party. He made a rap video for all to hear. Have fun getting this song out of your head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq5FtDC6lxw Let's go Twins!!