'Trevor, since I built a bullpen void of anyone who can strike someone out, besides Perkins (who my manager keeps on the sideline in extra innings games against division leaders), we'd like to move the starter who strikes out the most batters into the bullpen. That's you bubba. Try not to think of your unique ability, in this rotation, to dominate as the reason you got demoted. The very moment an inferior starter gets traded or hurt, you'll be back in there. Happy 4th of July. Want a burger?'-Terry Ryan.