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  1. Given this information, I assume we are expected to congratulate him on his accuracy.
  2. My apologies. On the bright side, once the game is over and no one's in the mood for having fun anyway, a little screaming will be easier to deal with in a game thread than in a whole new thread designated to that express purpose. At least there won't be mass protestation when it's locked and archived. That's not meant as a complaint over your warning.
  3. Oh for pete's sake, if they really needed to lose the game on a wild pitch, they could've at least called me in.
  4. **** **** **** http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kirk1.gif
  5. It strikes me as somewhat ironic that Missouri's state animal is a moose when they've probably never seen one.
  6. Rally Roger, I beseech thee to work thy magic.
  7. You have an Apple. Now if I tried what you did, it'd look more like this: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  8. If I found money in a coat I'd forgotten about, it probably wouldn't be mine.
  9. Hey, chill. Game threads are a special place where Twins fans head collectively at the end of their day to relax and have fun, not bicker about whether the Twins suck or not (we're all agreed on that topic anyway, right?) or whether complaining should be allowed. Here's an excerpt from the comment policy for this site: "We believe the daily game threads during the season should be a little more relaxed than the normal thread. Think of sitting in the left-field bleachers with a few friends and acquaintances - people have a tendency to just chat and crack jokes during boring games or down times, and that's okay - we want you to stick around, even if you really have nothing to say. Deep discussions and extended back-and-forths may get made fun of here. Civility is still the rule, but a little more is tolerated. Okay: short posts, off-topic conversation, PG-rated joking with one another. Not Okay: hurtful posts, blatant rule violations, or being a grouch."
  10. Seems like deja vu all over again.
  11. I mean, what? The Rally Roger worked!
  12. Alright, we all know what this game really needs.
  13. Hm ... I have to disagree. You and Chi are right to an extent - we definitely need to do our best to preserve endangered species - but zoos should not be a place for people who don't have access to TV shows about wild animals to learn about the same. First off, who doesn't have access to TV? Secondly, can anyone possibly say without a smile on their face that visiting a zoo is even remotely comparable to learning about nature? Please understand I'm not trying to be offensive or pick a fight in your wonderful thread - it's just that there's nothing I hate in this world more than zoos. Not even the Yankees or White Sox or even the Packers. Sorry.
  14. There's actually rumors flying around that that was completely intentional.
  15. Yeah, a 20 win month of September to pull us out of the hole might be a little more exciting.
  16. Minnesotan passivity or something. And a general awareness of standard game thread policies ... Hey wait, was that sarcasm?
  17. You mean the elevators are almost human and get irritated when you push their buttons?
  18. Nah, it's Brock's revenge for the installation of adblock in this browser. Wait ... can you inflict prostate cancer on someone? Especially a woman?? Van???
  19. Hey Vanimal ... wait ... you there, Van? Hello? Oh, hi. Glad to catch ya ... I'm in a bit of a predicament right now and thought you'd have some good advice. To get directly to the point, right about this time last year I received multiple emails informing me that I had prostate cancer and needed to take action before things escalated. Unfortunately, this event happened to coincide with the beginning of a baseball season, so I ignored the warning and went on with my life. However, this morning I awoke to a bombardment of emails with tips on how to get an erection ... I'm wondering if this might be a direct result of the cancer and, if so, should I be concerned? I must admit I'm a bit hesitant to ignore these emails, too, as I hardly relish the idea of one year from now discovering to my dismay that, unbeknownst to me, I had a prostatectomy two months previously and it failed. http://i.imgur.com/KF1MK.gif
  20. Is this the embed code you're getting? If that doesn't work, I'm just going to assume this is a glitch in the system which Brock needs to take care of.
  21. Click on the media button in the top row of your menu bar ("Special BBCode"), select "Media," and insert a YouTube link under "Media URL." Easy peasy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOejCFqzHro
  22. I've been eagerly awaiting my favorite feature on TD for the past seven months, and here is Minor League Opening Day with no AAP sign up page. Has this been discontinued? I know last year wasn't the most productive, but I'd take more if necessary, and who knows who might step up to the plate this year! I don't know ... it just seems even more sacrilegious to annihilate AAP than it would be to quit the game threads because they didn't go beyond four pages in a whole week.
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