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Everything posted by formerly33

  1. formerly33
    Rosario?
  2. formerly33
    what the .... Let's keep her.
  3. formerly33
    Omg ... I'm never going to watch Pride and Prejudice the same way again.
  4. formerly33
    Yes, go - go. I would not wish you back again.
  5. formerly33
    Geez, and all this time I thought you were a 40-ish man with a small mouth, thin nose, receding hairline, and shades. I stand corrected.
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  7. formerly33
    http://www.smskhoj.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Micky-mouse-with-flowers-says-get-well-soon.jpg
  8. formerly33
    The Twins don't even have three walks total this game.
  9. formerly33
    How about this? WTF
  10. formerly33
    So that's what he did besides shop for sunglasses this offseason ...
  11. formerly33
    DiscGolfer has.
  12. formerly33
    No; what would we do without you?
  13. formerly33
    Van, no!! This isn't the '50's ... that'd be a major turnoff for a lot of women ... remember what I said about not acting entitled.
  14. formerly33
    http://sherlockholmesfans.weebly.com/uploads/2/7/0/8/27085045/3260418_orig.gif
  15. formerly33
    Clearly not. Chief.
  16. formerly33
    Is it too early to hope for 0-22?
  17. formerly33
    Oh, so you're fat. Forget it, I'm out of the deal.
  18. formerly33
    Wait a minute ... You seem to be forgetting that 50% of cats are males. Edit: and I never said I'd fall for you. Who knows? We might both like this woman.
  19. formerly33
    Well, there's always me. ... Oh wait, we don't want to risk you succumbing to my charms. Your prospective date's new found fan club may have mixed feelings concerning me in that case.
  20. formerly33
    So do I ... literally speaking. Flu. Again. (Blows nose vociferously.)
  21. formerly33
    No! No, don't do that! Coming from a woman. But then, not all women are the same ... maybe it'll work. It's just the LAST thing in the world I wanna hear.* And with that, well played, Mauer. *Edit: generally speaking ... no personal offense hahaha
  22. formerly33
    I always knew you were an optimist.
  23. formerly33
    As this seemed to be pretty generic advice, I took the liberty to fify.
  24. formerly33
    God's response: “Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Cheer up, everybody! God is on our side! This passage is clearly an allegory on the merits of bandwagon/fair-weather fans versus the ever faithful Twins fans.
  25. formerly33
    They're playing "Let It Be" at Target Field as consolation for the brokenhearted people.
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