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Everything posted by formerly33

  1. formerly33
    And now the T*gers are screeching the B-word instead of the T-word.
  2. formerly33
    Bark will have to say, "Waaait for it..." like the pigeons in Bolt.
  3. formerly33
    Hrbowski, your signature reminds me of Ogden Nash's - "At midnight in the museum hall The fossils gathered for a ball There were no drums or saxophones, But just the clatter of their bones, A rolling, rattling, carefree circus Of mammoth polkas and mazurkas. Pterodactyls and brontosauruses Sang ghostly prehistoric choruses. Amid the mastodontic wassail I caught the eye of one small fossil. 'Cheer up, sad world,' he said, and winked- 'It's kind of fun to be extinct.' " I think that the Carnival of the Animals is on my mind right now. But you should seriously add that to your signature. The only thing it's lacking is some reference to the cellist in the petrified orchestra...er...choir.
  4. formerly33
    Where does the "Whoopie" come in? Comerica Park?
  5. formerly33
    Hicks' fourth AB: Snooze...BANG....Jump and choke...Whoopie!! Did that jinx it?
  6. formerly33
    I used to wear cherry earrings. I was able to take them out and eat them, and I did not have to have ear lobe reconstructive surgery. Bet you can't beat that.
  7. formerly33
    Speaking of bans, I know that warning points are not quite bans, but the other day I discovered that yes, even Brock can collect 'em:
  8. formerly33
    Crude joke about Brian Dozier = ish. Right?
  9. formerly33
    Go at it. If they give me just one or two clues, I feel sure I can catch on. Being a woman, I'm pretty quick that way. Or, if they refrain, you can give me the link to the thread that this was going on in. Or maybe I can guess.
  10. formerly33
    Hm, give it a little more thought and you'll get there. And speaking of ick and ish, Hrbowski was telling me that there was a difference, but he couldn't remember. He didn't know if he believed it, and unfortunately I missed it. However, from what I heard, I have a feeling that I'd agree. So could you kindly explain? I want to know, you know.
  11. formerly33
    Yeah, right, now you've raised everybody's expectations, and I'll strike out like a true...pro.
  12. formerly33
    Try it. I'd love to see the result. I've tried, but I get stumped at anything beyond plays off of Casey at the Bat.
  13. formerly33
    Jelly Doughnut. This gives me an idea for my game thread on Thursday.
  14. formerly33
    This reminds me of The Aquarium from Bruce Adolphe's Carnival of the Animals poems: "Tuna fish swim in the deep blue ocean They never swim in a lake. But tuna fish haven't the slightest notion That people like to eat tuna steak. If any fish knows what music's about (Which is something that I sincerely doubt) It's probably only the rainbow trout ... But no fish I know from shrimp to whales Ever had to practice scales. And that's because they're born with those; But they never quite learn their arpeggios."
  15. formerly33
    Poignant and strong.
  16. formerly33
    Ick is right. Unless the bathroom had been freshly cleaned, and Brian was out of town. Then just gross.
  17. formerly33
    I seem to remember having run across this somewhere today.
  18. formerly33
    So when I do my next game thread, am I supposed to tell about the most embarrassing moment of my life? I mean, the one that I'd never tell anyone? Just so you can laugh at how hard of a time I have spitting it out, and how red my face becomes?
  19. formerly33
    Ambidextrous.
  20. formerly33
    Or your granddaughter.
  21. formerly33
    Also recall being thankful that it will never happen to you. Or me.
  22. formerly33
    That's good, since the feeling is mutual. But you look so much like him, it's scary. Only he doesn't live on Kerguelen Island.
  23. formerly33
    Happy day!! Twins win, Hjelle homers, and I don't run out of likes before the end of the game! Hip, hip, hurrah!!!
  24. formerly33
    It's a good thing Bowsk doesn't.
  25. formerly33
    Yeah, because then he wouldn't have ChiTown as his mom anymore. Then he couldn't even buy her something for Mother's Day.
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