Cap'n Piranha
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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha
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Speak for yourself.
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Metaphorically of course, as I am, in fact, typing.
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I didn't hire Chief to work my shift key, so on this forum I always speak for myself.
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Not to split hairs or anything, but every hitter on the Twins roster is, by definition, a professional hitter. Just kidding, I ABSOLUTELY meant to split hairs.
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Simple math tells us only 25% as good as Duke though.
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Clearly.
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Update--according to a quick google switch, not only does Robbie not currently have a girlfriend/fiance/wife, there is no record of a past relationship. I therefore declare my intention to change Robbie's name from SpongeRob GrossPants to Lone Wolf Grossman, or LWG for short.
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My guess is if you kiss his wife, your interaction with his hand will not involve shaking.
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So am I correct in believing that LaMarre cannot play in the field unless we want to surrender the DH spot? If so, pinch running for a DH when you're not confident in your center fielder's offense is an issue.
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You called it!
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Crap, the bases are loaded. As a Twins fan, I'm well aware that means 0 runs for us.
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As did Cory Provus. Conspiracy?
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Not necessarily. Butterfly Effect. Absent the passed ball, we have no way of knowing what would have then happened. It's entirely possible there's an alternate universe where Castro did block the third strike, but Duke then gave up 17 consecutive homers, mooned the crowd, and spontaneously combusted.
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Who are you talking to here?
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Danny thinks it's unfair Duke is on the hook for the lass, since he had 4 k's in his one inning. That's a true fact Danny, as is the fact he had one triple allowed in the inning.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I believe they are singing "O'Day, O'Day O'Day O'Day". It's marginally clever, and much more clever than singing "O...O, O, O, O, O....O" to Seven Nation Army every time a run is scored.
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Because the 9th place hitter was due up,Castro's name is written on the 9th line of the lineup card, and Molitor elected not to pinch hit.
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Schoop's career high PA is 675. He has 2 K's in 3 PA today. That tells me he would need 933 PA's to get to 622 K's this year. He's averaged 161 games played the last 2 years, which means he would need 5.8 PA's/game. Seems unlikely.
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Oh look, Voros McCracken is here too!
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Dan Gladden: "Tough day for the vendors. So much orange in the crowd, and the vendors are wearing orange too." What?!?
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Hey everyone, I didn't know we were doing the game thread with Bill James!
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Hey, GIDP's are Mauer's bit! Knock it off Miggy!
