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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha

  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Anyone seen TR lately?
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Right side up, obviously.
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    Absolutely POtN. I giggled for a good 15 seconds--my wife thinks I'm weird.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Some of the monkeys hit the snooze too many times on their Hawk Harrelson clock?
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    Is it playing on the highway?
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Implying your comprehension is less than complete. Next time shoot for at least standing, if not overstanding.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    That's a Schrodinger question, as the answer is simultaneously both and neither.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    http://i.imgur.com/e9AumF0.gif
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    Anyone who refrains from eating deep dish pizza with only their hands simply lacks courage.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    What's the best burger I will never eat?
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    How clogged are the arteries?
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    If there is upstanding, why is there no downstanding? If there is outstanding, why is there no instanding? If there is grandstanding, why is there no unimpressivestanding? For that matter, why no coststanding, shortstanding, or softstanding?
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    See handy pronunciation guide below. http://data.whicdn.com/images/169735274/large.gif
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Later, duh. Do we have to spell it out for you?
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Tracking this game and this Oakland pitcher like
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Duffey appears to have borrowed Gibson's command. Give it back Tuffey.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    ahhh, there's the DanSan we all know and loathe.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Did he take it all, or is there still some left? I'm pretty thirsty.
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    He's tired of Gibson sabotaging this team?
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    FTFY
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm beginning to think we don't need to replace a couple of guys in the bullpen, but rather an entire bullpen transfusion. Swap the Twins bullpen for the Red Wings, and lets see what happens.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Definitely not ripping him for not succeeding. Miller is good enough without helping him out by swinging at pitcher's pitches on a 0-0 count; I'm ripping Max for that.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    YOU'RE TOM BRADY!?!?!?!?!
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    Hey Max, maybe when facing a lefty, you shouldn't swing at first pitch sliders down in the zone. Maybe.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    Ted Turner got his hands on it. Why he's interested in Chief is anyone's guess.
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