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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    How'd you get Chief's high school yearbook picture?
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    I would hope he has unlimited texts. He's in the majors, spring for the unlimited plan, for crying out loud!
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    Between innings, TIBN runs some "get to know em" type questionnaires on Twins players. On the Taylor Rogers one, it was revealed that Rogers has a twin brother. Are we sure that was Taylor pitching, and not his brother having a laugh?
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Then use the facetious font so this sort of thing doesn't happen.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    This is a family site, so definitely not like that.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm going to guess Santana comes in for Esco.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Dozier is at .228--over 600 AB's, .250 is only 13 more hits (1 every 12 games) Mauer is at .222--over 600 AB's, .225 is only 2 more hits Sano is at .235--over 600 AB's, .250 is only 9 more hits (1 every 18 games) Rosario is at .224--no difference Buxton is at .082--over 600 AB's, .100 is only 11 more hits (1 every 14 games) If we're going to dream about improved offense, let's dream about an offense that is actually, well, improved.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    Chargois pitched today, so he might be on his way.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    Don't forget Belisle--he seems to be tossing his hat in the ring.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    No idea, but if there is, pound the over.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    A horse walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender looked at him, and asked "you're in here a lot, do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse thought about it for a second, said "I don't think I am," and promptly vanished. Now this is where some people might say I should have first mentioned Descartes famous dictum "I think, therefore I am." But that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    Fun with numbers--assuming he pitches 200 innings this year, Santana is on pace to only give up 8 runs.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be 3. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to 3.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    From your keyboard to God's ears.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Hitter's Count...
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Or you could really throw your boss a curveball and tell him you had spicy flan.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    Outfield defense!!!
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny: "Chisenhall had a good year last year, stayed healthy and played in 126 games". Which means he didn't play in 36 games, which is more than 20% of the season. If he wasn't hurt, and was good, why did he sit so much?
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Any other demands?
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    If the kid is straight out of the most prestigious business school in the country, and has interned the past couple of years with stellar results, yes, I might give him a big project.
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    Attendance is so bad, Cory is appealing to fans to go to Target Field on their lunch break.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Pictured: Ervin Santana.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Erv doesn't seem to have his control going so far today.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    Well that didn't take long to work.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    No way you get 55 AB's today. High schools don't do simulated games.
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