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Blend half a cup of strong coffee with a handful of walnuts, mix into the vanilla ice cream. Yum.

Le Grande Salame.

Once a week make them scrub their feet with Clorox Cleanup, and every other day spray their toes and shoes with Lysol. You'll never smell foot funk again. Dangerous chemicals rock!

Lewis Thorpe will come back a better pitcher in 2016, and dominate the minor leagues. He will be as determined and ambitious as Brian Dozier and Trevor May, studying how the great ones work their magic, and from that bag of tricks he will choose his own repertoire of ways to win. And it will be as cool as this rock I found: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/16.42cts_Lightning_Ridge_black_Opal.JPG That's what I'm hoping, anyway. ;-)

This Twins team isn't a flash in the pan, but it lacks the depth and experience to make a serious stab at a title. Once again, don't sell the farm before the harvest. There are waves of good players and pitchers arriving within the next two years. Let this birth happen naturally, don't force it. Least of all, we don't want some expensive short-term rental relief pitchers that won't be around when the full harvest is done. This has a chance to become a powerhouse team for a decade. Let the young players make their entrance and learn to play together. It's going to be a long, enjoyable ride.

Acne and foot odor, the nightmares of every pitching prospect... ;-)

Fantastic summary, Seth. One topic that might be interesting is all the comeback stories in the minors, from demotions to TJ surgeries. Hell, just the TJ stuff could cover a huge write up. Would you be interested in doing an article on "Comeback Kids" in the Twins system?

A little justice. Well deserved, Brian Dozier.

What puzzles me is why pitchers don't feed Dozier nothing but heat and sliders and changes low and outside. Why tempt fate with anything else?

Twins need to find a team in the same situation they had with Mauer/Ramos. Great starter blocking a promising guy stuck in AAA. Any teams like that? Cubs? Cards? Giants?

If I were Glenn Perkins, I would reserve the change up strictly for ninth inning save situations. Imagine hitters gearing up for his 94mph heater, then getting an 86mph change. Good recipe for a back ache, or a bat broken over a knee.

I would look for a shrubbery, but nothing too expensive. No, this is not the year for a surprise playoff run and a shock-the-world Series victory. This team isn't solid enough. Remember who will be waiting in the Series. The Dodgers or the Cardinals. The Twins are not in that class of team, not yet. Two years from now, maybe...

LOOGY. Man, baseball's got some strange quirks.

Cool thing about Trevor May coming in for extras... Now the Twins have a guy that can go six or seven innings if the game is tied at the end of nine. That saves the bullpen a huge amount of work. The other thing about May is, he's built so durably, he looks like he could pitch a couple innings every game. They won't use him that way, but in a pinch, they could for a few games. Milone could do that, too, but May's fastball is better suited than Milone's for relief work. Not sure if Pelfrey could handle pitching that often.

BOOOM, Dozier!! You know what? Let's all go vote for Brian Dozier about twenty times. He deserves it.

Not sure I've ever seen a Twins player that looks like he belongs in Vikings training camp. Miguel Sano is built like an NFL defensive end / pass rushing linebacker, almost like Anthony Barr. And Sano is fast, too. His first career hit was a dribbled grounder to short, and he beat it out. He runs hard! Given what I've seen so far of Sano's athleticism, I could see him playing corner outfield, third base or first as a position player. For this season, if the Twins actually reached the Series, The Twins would have to decide where they could play him depending on the defensive situation. Probably right field, given Sano's reputed canon arm.

AB Walker is one of my crazy favorites. Teams need a guy like this to remind them that baseball can be fun, like seeing how hard and how far you can hit a ball, even if you strike out...A LOT. Walker's strikeout stats are nuts. More than just about anybody's. On the other hand, he's batting well over .300, leads his league in homers, and has lots of yummy RBI's. He's also a very good athlete, good speed, decent glove, decent arm. Not an idiot in the outfield, just around average. Walker's all-or-nothing approach at the plate is one of the things people pay for when they buy a ticket to watch a baseball game. Lots of former little leaguers appreciate the slick fielding, the amazing pitching, etc, but most casual fans don't know what they're looking at...until some big, muscly guy cranks a baseball 450 feet over their heads into the second deck. That, we can all understand. That's AB Walker. I like it.

A taller version of Chris Young? With an mlb-average heater? Remember, the only thing that really matters is, can he get guys out? There's a lot of ways to do that, and no two pitchers do it quite the same way.

I guess it's time to call this a pitching duel. Man, I wanted to see Sano pound one out...

Quick release from the glove, good stride into pitches. Hard line drives. From his small video clip on MLB. Yep, he could be good. Lots of stuff to work on...looks like he might get considerably bigger. Is that really all it takes to get $4 million bucks from the Minnesota Twins? I want a lot more video.

D-dang! When I read the four honorable mentions, I see Berrios and Wimmers, two of my favorites. They didn't even make the top five? And no Dr. Hu?? Even without all the flame-throwing relievers, the Twins minor league system seems brimming with solid talent these days. Problem is, I don't see any obvious aces in the mix, not yet anyway. But a team with lots of mid-rotation starters in the pipeline could sure do a lot worse.

"Sometimes it doesn’t work out. Sometimes he comes back, and he’s frustrated. Because he has a pitch to hit that he wants to pull, and he’ll roll over." That's because pull power hitters don't keep their weight back like Joe Mauer does. Mauer developed his amazingly quick oppo swing with very little weight shift, which is the only possible way to let the ball get deep in the zone. In stark contrast, a power hitter like Jose Bautista meets the ball a foot or more before it reaches the plate. The only way to avoid topping the ball that far forward is to take a big step towards the pitcher. Mauer never does that, and so when he tries to pull the ball, his bat head comes around too far and he usually tops it to the second baseman. Mauer's other problem is consistency. Usually I would say a lack of consistency, but in Mauer's case, his swings are so consistent that as Molitor observed, Mauer's spray chart shows exactly where he's going to hit the ball with amazing consistency. In order for Joe Mauer to become a consistent pull power hitter, he'd have to develop a completely different swing, something more like a Jose Bautista stride, meeting the ball well out front with lots of barrel carry through the zone. I'm certain that Mauer is a good enough athlete to do it, but it's such a radical change that it seems unlikely he'd commit to the effort. Meanwhile, pulling the ball from his weight-back position is not going to work, we can all see that now. Maybe there's a Miguel Cabrera middle ground style that Mauer could adopt. The style Mauer uses today is built for hitting almost exclusively to the opposite field. He's still pretty good at that.

First, a hearty congratulations to Miguel Sano. He's getting to live the dream; now let's see him make some dreams come true at the plate! Condolences to Kennys Vargas. He's a good guy, but needs to get his mojo back at the plate. My suggestion: Swing more like that guy with the Red Sox, what's his name...David Ortiz. My prediction for next position player call-up is easy: Twins need a shortstop that looks a lot like Jorge Polanco. After that my eyes grow heavy and my sight grows dim, I'll have to stop for the night... ;-) But I'll guess that Hicks comes up before Kepler. But I won't bet much on it because Kepler looks like a legit hitter. Interestinger and interestinger.

I remember when I first saw him, how I liked Brian Dozier's gritty attitude. Reminded me of Nick Punto, as did his bat. When I heard that he was working with Bruno on improving his power numbers, like most people I didn't think much of it, and I was as surprised as anybody when he suddenly started jacking high inside pitches over the fence. But that wasn't his only improvement. I also remember when Dozier started developing his sliding style of fielding, to make up for his otherwise limited range from left to right. Now, he's the best in the league at sliding fielding, and it seems like other guys are copying his style. Best part is, every new skill Dozier has developed has been a well-considered, intentional addition to improve his game, and he always manages to play within himself in a physically sustainable way. Dozier's baseball-specific skillset makes him the most valuable position player on this team. I hope Eddie Rosario is paying close attention.

Miguel Sano isn't being blocked by Trevor Plouffe at this point; it's Kennys Vargas. The Twins have been waiting to see if Vargas can get back some of that Big Papi look that he had last season, but so far it's not really happening. For some reason Vargas has toned down his power swings from both sides of the plate. Is it the Twins hitting philosophy, the same thing David Ortiz complained about? It could be that Bruno is trying to make Vargas more like Dozier, that is, more selective about which situations to unleash the home run swing. The down side is that Vargas doesn't look terrifying anymore. He looks like a poor imitation of Dozier. This opens up an opportunity for Miguel Sano to push Vargas down to AAA. Nobody is going to tell Sano to tone down his approach because it's already good enough to stick in the bigs. Sano can DH right now and do what the Twins were hoping Vargas would do. As for Kepler, I would also like to see him go to AAA, at least for a while. I'd like to see him face a little better pitching before he makes the leap, to make sure he's ready. Kepler could be special, but he needs to keep honing his baseball craft a bit longer. Frankly, the team should have done that with Byron Buxton, too. Compared to his physical tools, Buxton's level of baseball savvy seemed shockingly inadequate. Head-first slides with no gloves? Can't the team afford them?? The real eye-opener was Billy Hamilton. Probably no faster than Buxton, but the difference in baserunning skill is stark. Hamilton knows how to get a creeping lead, where Buxton stands rooted, not even hopping. Hamilton knows how to time a pitcher's move to home, where Buxton doesn't have a clue. Hamilton goes in feet first with a pop-up slide. Does Buxton even know how to do a pop-up slide? Why didn't somebody teach Buxton how to steal bases?