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  1. Platoon
    You really want good rib, the McPrimeRib at the Golden Arches. But hurry, available for a limited time only.
  2. Platoon
    So how are you on broken mirrors and walking under ladders? Black cats?
  3. Platoon
    I spent a couple days in Regina on a football weekend, the town was packed. A very festive bunch I might add!
  4. Platoon
    Just watch, the Twins are going to screw up a perfectly good chance for a record streak either tonight or tomorrow. They have no sense of history. I predict a two out grand slam walk off tomorrow night, by Juan Centeno. Robbing our 2016 team of their spot in the pantheons of ineptitude.
  5. Platoon
    Or both!
  6. Platoon
    #3. North might opine that you spelled Canadian incorrectly. IIRC, he prefers the spelling to be Canadien, when referring to Black Hearted Villains!
  7. Platoon
    It's going to be a tough choice. Toolsy High School OF, or colleges RP whom we are converting to a starter. Decisions decisions!
  8. Platoon
    What's our magic number?
  9. Platoon
    ...........night after night and day after day it went on and on............
  10. Platoon
    But doesn't one of the pitchers have to be from the Twins?
  11. Platoon
    Reminds me of a great scene in the Naked Gun movies, a scene in the cop shop.
  12. Platoon
    You have raised an interesting point. Can you regress, from regression?
  13. Platoon
    The process is still being perfected. The good Dr. received a grant from the Twins Community Fund to finance his experiments in his laboritory. The Twins offered to supply funding and specimens. How was the good Dr. to know that suitable subjects were not available on this team. When Pohlad complained, he was heard to say, "Jim, I'm only a doctor."
  14. Platoon
    Or some Flubber?
  15. Platoon
    Pat Dean, Andrew Albers, Ryan O'Rourke. Proof positive that a mad scientist is indeed cloning MLB pitchers!
  16. Platoon
    I can finally announce my new invention, patent pending. A scanner for TF, which will not only detect weapons, it will detect bottled water, vodka, BBQ pork sandwiches, and khalarabis. After the game is can be reversed, and as you pass through it erases all memory of what you saw in the field, concession pricing, and the condition of the bathrooms.
  17. Platoon
    At the risk of making your ap sarcasm alarm beep uncontrollably, you do realize if he remembered Will and the shiny thing, it didn't work.
  18. Platoon
    I can refer you to an excellent oral orthopedist!
  19. Platoon
    Aggie?
  20. Platoon
    ............ or offered her a pinch!
  21. Platoon
    You likely locked up the post of the night competition very early!
  22. Platoon
    And I just got done with a nice evening meal...............
  23. Platoon
    The big question is who crashes and burns first? Chief in his Experimental Aircraft? Or Pat Dean as our Experimental SP?
  24. Platoon
    Fortunately we don't have any like that now! (I apologize in advance, I could not help myself) .
  25. Platoon
    Some on here wonder about the negativity lately. And it is admittedly increasing exponentially. Myself included. But the Twins manage their roster like they have a catcher next year, and they have reliable SP next year. And I see Buddy pitched a clean inning the other day, meaning he is just an airline ticket from TF. Which will give a rebuilding team with a supposedly stacked MiLB system, the possibility of THREE Indy players on the same roster. I don't know if they will bring up Garver, Murphy, or Turner. They could in theory bring up all three, lord knows there's plenty driftwood on the 40, and there is nothing to be learned watching Centeno or Suzuki play anymore games. Just the chance that a team with likely the worst catching in MLB is having roster issues over a catcher is UGH.
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