So I'm sitting in my favorite little bar, enjoying a beverage, waiting for tonight's game to start. The guy next to me is one of those annoying know-it-alls, and he was really getting on my nerves.
I could tell he considered me to be of limited intellect. So I sort of goaded him into a little contest. If he asked me a question and I couldn't answer, that'd cost me $10. If I asked him a question, and he couldn't answer, he would owe me $100.
He thought it would be easy money.
"You start," I said.
He asked me some theoretical math question that I had no chance of answering. I handed him his ten bucks, and he gave me the answer, which was Greek to me.
"My turn," I said. "What animal walks on 2 legs, crawls on 4, and sleeps on 6?"
He thought and thought, and finally admitted he didn't know while handing me ten $10s.
"Now what's the animal?" He asked.
"Dunno," I said, dropping a ten spot on the bar. "Gotta go. See you."