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  1. Hey, try this: poor root beer in a square glass. It'll be just beer.
  2. Two clowns are eating a cannibal...wait, I think I got this wrong.
  3. wow. any ball on the ground to the left side, anywhere, at any velocity, is a hit.
  4. LOL He got jammed. on a first pitch. He almost got hit on the left knuckles.
  5. We went out for dinner last weekend, Mrs Chief and I. We got all dolled up and everything. She was putting on her makeup, and I told her she might have drew on her eyebrow liner a little too high. She looked surprised.
  6. Just funnin' ya about not liking a HR robbing catch from the other team.
  7. I went to the mall yesterday, and bought myself a new thesaurus, but it was on the discount rack, and so far I'm not impressed. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
  8. I'm already tired of this warning track power ****.
  9. I have an epi-pen, and it's pretty special to me. My friend gave it to me with his dying breath. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
  10. I bought an elephant home for my Mrs Chief as a pet, and put it in the living room. "Thanks," she said. "Don't mention it," I replied.
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