Dallas gotta get this game over quick. He has dinner reservations with the Mrs.
They're having Chinese.
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wait for it...
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A place called "Lee Ho Fooks"
edit: partial ninja by HBD
Once again, to quote an old sage:
"There's just not enough thrust there to develop the escape velocity needed to overcome the heavy gravitational pull of .500."
Just don't try to pawn off no *** **** pineapple pizza. Which, by the way, ain't pizza.
And kudos on bringing the expensive beer. Some folks try to sneak in with the cheap stuff.