I’m pretty cynical about the Twins these days, so here my take on the Twins’ Halsey Hall-vintage broadcast intro song, updated to late 2022:
We’re gonna lose, Twins.
We’re gonna score (maybe).
We’re gonna lose, Twins.
Watch that baseball soar (into the catcher’s mitt).
Crack out a foul ball;
Shout a “Hip-Hooray.”
(Yet, despite it all) Cheer for the Minnesota Twins today!
So here’s what I’ve got for tonight:
Rookie Josh Winder starts for the Twins, with his 4-5 record and 4.20 ERA. So much has happened since April that it is difficult to realize that he had never appeared in a major-league game until 2022. Missing much of the season through injury (he’s a Twin, after all) he has made just 9 starts and 13 overall appearances.
For the team with bleached stockings from Chicago, Johnny Cueto makes the start. This has been the 36-year-old’s first season in the American League after 14 with the Reds and Giants. He brings in a 3.15 ERA and a 7-9 record in 22 starts (23 total games). MLB.com says that his nickname is “El Jucho,” for which Google Translate provides no clues. Can any Spanish-speakers on the site help with this? Or is it something unprintable in English?
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Cynicism aside, beating the White Sox is always fun, and last night showed that it is possible. Go, Twins!