How bad is it? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?? The Minnesota Twins [Yes, THOSE MINNESOTA TWINS] won a season opener for the first time in 9 FREAKING YEARS!! And what do the BIG SHOTS at MLB high muckety mucks do??? OOOOOHHHHHH, Let us not allow the TWINS to have a WINNING STREAK!!!! OMG, WHAT ABOUT THE RATINGS?!?!?! Nobody will want to watch the YANKEES or the DODGERS!!! WE JUST CAN'T HAVE THAT!!!! I GOT A NEW BOAT TO PAY OFF!!!!! Stop the Season NOW!!!! Kiss my TWINS loving butt, Manfred!! Now then: where the heck is that Whine Line at?