You’ve been talking to my wife, haven’t you? Speaking of saving up lines, I played in a golf scramble this week with my son and two friends, one of whom is a Cleveland fan. After my son crushed one down the fairway, I dropped, “Wow, that looked like Max Kepler teeing off on Trevor Bauer.” After another, it was, “I don’t think even Trevor Bauer could throw it that far.” Advantage: Twins fan.