1. He's 30, man, that is old 2. His hair style is stuck in his HS days look, really, it's time to move on now, right? 3. he's married, so now he's all pre-occupied with non-baseball stuff. If Chris Kluwe proved anything, it's that having a life oustide sports is BAD, very BAD. 4. He's kind of boring, so it's hard to be funny about him, actually* *or maybe, just maybe, I'm not that funny today.....nothing is wrong with Joe Mauer the baseball player.