When the Twins go into these offensive slumps they are unwatchable - at least for me.
2 runs, 3 runs, 2 runs, 1 run....watching the Twins try to score runs is like watching a 2 year-old try to pour themselves a glass of milk. They're overmatched, unprepared, and it's just a big mess.
When fringe signings like Ty France and Harrison Bader are your most reliable bats, it's pretty awful. Of course, I suppose you could invest in the side stories, such as: Will Correa come around before it's too late? Is Buxton due for another injury? Will Jose Miranda frustrate Twins fans once again?
Lucy's holding the football, folks. And we're all Charlie Brown.