Good list, it could be longer though. For example: I'd nominate Dozier for the Nick Punto Dirtiest Jersey award. He is really starting to dial in that sliding onto one knee backhand in the hole move. Justin Morneau for the Carl Pavano Totally Satisfying Meltdown award. Mainly because he has no rivals but also he threw his helmet and bat in New York the other day. That was sort of angry, although not angry enough to warrant an ejection as he immediately picked up the bat. Swarzak for the Matt Guerrier Meaningless Mop up Appearances award. Swarzie leads Roenicke by a solid 15 appearances, by my count. For the Joe Benson Most Disappointing Prospect award - this is a close one, but I have to give Aaron Hicks the slight edge over Oswaldo Arcia. Arcia just has a little too much production, despite his 13/19 strikeout run going into the break. Hicks has been trending the wrong way but still has holds edge. The 2nd half could easily see Arcia takeover the lead, however. And the clear frontrunner for the Butera award for Excellence in Breathing: Chris Parmelee. Man, can that kid breathe.