Starting over: After awful season by Twins rotation, experience and competition has increased | StarTribune.com Who ever the fact checker is at the "Trib" that let this slip through needs to be fired asap.
The spleen and Pavano are so similar it's eerie; when healthy both serve a function, but if they happen to become diseased, both can be removed from their host (the human body or Twins) and life will go on as normal.
I saw the title of the thread and thought of Canadian Geese for some reason. But back on topic, any able-bodied individual who can manage to finish the season without their leg in a brace or arm in a sling would be an upgrade.
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I've read a few other message boards, and people are chastising the Braves for the talent that they gave up. But going forward, it will be interesting to see how the brothers Upton adapt to playing in the same outfield with one another.
Someone like him would best be utilized as an "enforcer" type (like in hockey). Anyone who irks his mates can expect a barrage of bats, coolers, and other assorted equipment to come their way.
Slightly off topic, but evidently JaMarcus Russell is looking to make a come back of sorts. I mean, the guy now weighs over 300 pounds and looks like a black man's version of the pilsbury dough boy, but who needs style points in football.
Fake girlfriend is a woman named Diane O'Meara, a former high school classmate of catfisher Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. Try explaining that at the next school reunion.