Just have Morneau give Lewis the Gardenhire speech that he got from Gardenhire on June 7, 2006, when he was hitting .236 or whatever it was, and Gardenhire pulled him into his visiting office in Seattle and closed the door. (Imagine a hitter on the Twins getting benched for hitting .236 these days..... we are lucky if they hit that high now..... that's over half the roster) Morneau litterally took off, for two months, from June 8 to August 9, he hit .399 with a .742 slugging %. and finished the year at .321 with 34 homers and 130 RBI, and won the MVP!
Or just have Gardenhire give it to Lewis. Couldn't hurt, eh?
Or maybe it's the excessive eye black.... or just that ostentatious design he thinks is so cool......