With contraction, the payroll for players would go to zero, plus, I suppose what is guaranteed for Buxton, Lopez, and Correa. Unless another team picks up those contracts. So that’s about rock bottom.
I’d just suggest if you want to do a piece on an actually serious subject, don’t try to hide behind a poorly written attempt at humor. Both the serious and the humorous just get undermined.
On the back of Wheaties boxes there are coupons for admission to The Famous Train Artists School. You just make a drawing of Thomas the Tank Engine, and send it in. But it’s why they all look the same.