Here you go. http://fotos.lmcordoba.com.ar/fotos/2012/09/105746_img.jpg I realize it's not Stevie. But... HE'LL never know the difference if you don't tell him.
At the risk of spelling out and thus ruining the joke that every single other person here already got, I just want to offer recognition of and appreciation for the pun in the thread title. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLMVB0B1_Ts
Not so. The sign said "$10" but Mrs Ash tried to be a good negotiator and said she wanted at least $500 to take me off their hands. Turned out she still got burned of course.
The judges* have conferred, and the winner is AM. for Wear your crown proudly, AM.! *those who clicked 'Like', plus the ever-present possibility of an arbitrary tiebreaker